Ben Franklin supposedly said that women improve below the waist as they get older. I can’t say for sure, but they certainly don’t deteriorate down there between 20 and 46 and counting! It’s still ambrosia.
Handy:
http://www.snopes.com/sex/bestial/lobster.htm
Urban Legend.
–JOhn
What do women taste like? I wish I could remember!
(Geez, and I’m young!)
Yue Han, thanks I tried to get to snopes before posting it but snopes was too slow, so I never could check there.
Funny, Divemaster missed a perfect opportunity to explain his handle a few posts back.
All women taste differently. I like the ones that taste like butterscotch.
helpful hint: I don’t go down until i really know a woman–after all you never really know who you’re tasting.
AuntiePam,
You may think my screen name’s no fun.
But look closely, and you’ll spot the pun.
Two types of diving, you see
Give great pleasure to me;
But only one leaves her breathless when done.
You’ve guessed the entendre I’ll bet;
But for the dense who don’t get it yet:
I can dive in the ocean,
Or work up her lotion;
In both cases I get my face wet.
These are a couple of contributions I made to Tennhippie’s Limericks 2 thread from last September (praise the functional search engine!). Others have made allusions about my name as well. I try to keep it subtle.
There are many ways to change the taste of a woman. Lifesavers are sticky, but you can cut out eating things with caffine, and drink tons of cranberrie juice. Not only is it good for you it makes everything taste sweet. Works for both sexes!
And as for the washing it or not thing, I prefer to. Not that it is a problem, but I feel that I am nice enuff to give him a clean fresh body to enjoy. He did ask me to stop using the baby shampoo to wash there though because he doesn’t feel it is right getting down and dirty and being reminded of the kids sleeping in the next room.
My hubby is under the popular oppion of most here washed or not he would live there if he could! LOL
Satan wrote:
You mean like Richard Nixon’s, or Ted Kazinsky’s?