Those liberator type wedges are perfect for people with low back pain to prop their legs on during sleep. That would be my story and I’d stick to it! (I really did use one when recovering from back surgery)
We use a large, vibrating egg.
That’s a great idea! I am so getting one. Now to decide which one.
I think the cube looks innocent enough (like an ottoman?). They’re all huge though, so very expensive to ship overseas.
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I am starting to worry about my husband. He can always orgasm once he is erect, but it is taking him much longer to get that way.”
“And how old are you?” asks the doctor.
“I’m eighty-three. My husband is eighty-four.”
“And when did you first notice this problem?” asks the doctor.
“Well, last night, and then again this morning!”
Regards,
Shodan
During meteor showers we put a big blanket in the yard and watch the show. Although we don’t plan it to be sexy, it always winds up that way.
Oh, and we have skychairs on the front porch, side porch, and gazebo.
Ask a psychopath, you get that kind of an answer.
We’re both getting older and we know it. We just accept that it’s sometimes going to be as little as twice in a day, and sometimes for less than an hour.
We did that once. All hell broke loose, though, when it hatched.
Using a feather is erotic. Using the whole chicken is kinky.
Actually not. That number is about our average.
I lust for her now just as much, if not more than I did when we first met. (And we were 15 when we first met.) The flesh may be weaker, but experience and innovation allow us to compensate for that. And boy do we innovate!
We’ve had our issues over the years, but lack of passion has rarely been one of those issues.
You’re still one of my favorite and most inspirational Dopers, QtM!
We just make it a very rare event. So in that case it has to be special and exciting, right?
Well, by that standard our next time will probably be fatal…
Amazon. Foam wedges. You’re welcome.
Wha??? I grill on mine all the time, and NEVER ONCE has it vibrated.
So I take it wedges are better than pillows?
Perhaps you’re being reticent about the number of your “issues,” and you really are advancing from great make-up sex to the next great make-up sex.
There’s always FetLife.
We join other similarly minded people.:eek:
YMMV.