Milk
Orange juice
Lemonade
Milk
coffee/tea available for brewing
Mike’s lemonade (alcopop)
Guinness
off-brand rootbeer
blue koolaid
iced tea
various hard liquors gathering dust
The koolaid and iced tea pitchers are always around. My boyfriend was helping to put away dishes while I washed the other night and asked where the pitchers went and I realized there isn’t any designated storage spot. Koolaid and tea should always be available, so they just live in the fridge and get washed-refilled as needed.
One remaining bottle of Widmer Hefeweizen
tonic water
regular water
orange juice
low sugar apple juice
low sugar grape juice
milk
one bottle of red wine
I ran out of everything but orange juice and the juice drained from a can of pineapple slices, which I will combine.
And of course there’s powered coffee and decaf for just such shortage times.
On the kitchen floor:
Half-empty case of Pepsi, in cans
In the freezer door:
Water dispenser/Ice dispenser
In the refrigerator:
One can cold Pepsi
Skim milk
Minute Maid lemonade
Aquafina bottled water
4 cans Sierra Mist
Mike’s Hard Lemonade
Kristian Regale sparkling pear apple juice
Miller Lite beer (left from when my sister’s ex-fiance was kicked out)
In my sister’s room:
Ice Mountain bottled water
If I can expand a bit further than “in the house”:
In my car:
1 case of Pepsi in the trunk
1 6-pack of Hinckley Springs bottled water in the front passenger seat
Diet Pepsi Vanilla
Diet Pepsi Jazz Caramel Cream (or whatever the actual title is)
That’s it, if the rum doesn’t count. Though I suppose I could drink the water the tofu is kept in if I got really desperate.
I just put a new 12-pack of Coke in for me.
Part of a 12-pack of Diet Pepsi for my wife.
Brita water
About 600 Tetley tea bags to go in the Brita water
Twining’s Earl Grey tea bags
Twining’s Four Red Fruits tea bags
Assorted flavored soda that my wife likes
Welch’s white grape juice
That’s about it.
Harpoon Summer Beer
Blue Moon Wheat Ale
milk
water
That’s about it. I could make some coffee, though.
Three kinds of coffee
Strawberry lemonade
2% milk
Blu Italy water with bubbles
Grape juice
Apple juice
Diet IBC root beer
V-8
Atkins chocolate shakes in a can
Bottled water
I think that’s it.
Water
Liquor
Oh, nevermind, I just saw that we can’t count hard liquor.
Water
Skim Milk
Five Alive Berry Citrus
Coke Zero
Ice Water
Cranberry Tea
Raspberry Tea
A short list:
Diet coke
Flavoured water
Mixture of fruit juices that are berry-based
V8
Whole Milk
Water
KoolAid (not mixed, but easily done)
Cherry Coke Zero (best soda ever)
Buffalo Bill’s Orange Blossom Ale
Maybe a Murphy’s Stout or Guinness or a Fat Tire in there somewhere.
Shasta Diet Black Cherry Soda
Various Hard Liquors/Liqueurs
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
Coke
Mountain Dew
Iced Tea (home made)
Milk
Real and fake half and half (for coffee, but drinkable in a pinch).
OJ
Diet coke, diet Barqs.
A few bottles of water.
A Sam Adams, probably a year old. I’m not much of a beer drinker.
Probably some white wine.
Coffee beans in the freezer.
240 0.5 L bottles of Deer Park Natural Spring Water (they were on sale, more than 50% off :p)
10 12 oz bottles of Beck’s Dark
Water
Milk
Coffee
V8 Vegetable Juice
One bottle of Craneford Shiraz
About ten bottles of Les Beaux Plants
Hard liquor would add six more items.
Sam Adams Boston Lager.
Soy Sauce.
Mix it with milk, it tastes just like root beer.
At my house: who knows. I haven’t been there more than a couple hours in 3 days. I know I bought some milk, but I won’t say it’s still there because I have no idea.
I am at work though, and I have a coca-cola, a milk carton, a lot of coffee, and a water cooler full of nice purified water. This place could be a lot worse.
Brendon Small