excellent!
Les Rolling Stones
Led Zepplin
Aerosmith
how 'bout the “Cunning Linguists” ?
Hahahaha. Good ones. I should see what he thinks of them… 
F_X
since I inspired this nutty topic, I also happen to be an expert at generating lunatic band names…
my current fave list…
SUBWOOFER (that’s mine - http://www.mp3.com.au/subwoofer )
FLAT PANDA (fictional… good for a brown funk band, I’m keeping this one tho’)
SUMMER BASIL (fictional… good for a soft emo’ rock band)
OSTRICH FARM (fictional… another crazy funk band name, think it’d be like “PRIMUS” )
POO CUBE (fictional… DJ name, good for cheesy funked out Fatboy Slim style grooves)
EJACULATING BLOOD (thankfully currently fictional… )
a rather disgusting name a friend of mine is ITCHING to use, for his dream ‘industrial-speed-thrash-cartoon-hardcore’ band
and… here’s my lists to end all lists…
they’re mostly fictional… from wot I know… except “HEROIN SHIEKS” a New York punk band (they e-mailed me…)
note: most of these were written as ideas for BAD band names, some coz they’re just crude and silly… some of them may be good…
Kenny’s Dead
Siamese Nipple Bandits
The Smoking Lewinski’s
Tastes Like Chicken
Polka Insanity
Small Cock Wonders
Reach For Rectum
Roadkill Diana’s
Brown Steam Rising
Mexican Head Cheese
I am the Walnut
Decapitated Dion
Floating Underpants
Political Pervert
Flat Goat Sunday
Lepers in Lingerie
Runaway Trees
The Pap Smears
Vinyl Frisbee
Sonic Fatigue Syndrome
Sound of One Hand Clapping
Orifice
Borrowed Wombat
Assholes Anonymous
Shot Gun Kurt
Herman’s Fantasy Lounge
Technicolour Burp
Dolphin Chainsaw Revival
Pong in Paris
Deep Fried Gonads
The Toilet Nazi’s
Parson’s Nose
My Ferret’s Fantasy
Laughing Hemorrhoids
Pygmy Seven
Unidentified Meat
One Moist Pancreas
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Deviated Septum
Prozac in Pyjamas
Inflatable Hobo
Heroine Sheiks
My Mother’s Moustache
Bed Sneeze
Hamster in Spain
Tofu Tai Chi
Fallopian Freefall
Screaming Igloos
Lunch of Laxative
Love Hump
Where’s the Beef?
Trouser Goose
Doppleganger
Polymorphic Porcupine
The Happy Wingnuts
Non Cancerous Tumors
Prostrate Cow
Testicle One
Styrofoam Vendetta
Garden Gnome
Flying Naked People
Lenin’s Corpse Quintet
Hermaphrodite Granny
See My Willy
Lung Triangle
Sonic Toe Hammer
Stolen Cheesedips
Saint Syphilis
Mad Cows in Space
Tampon Terror
Erogenous Poodle
Mescalin Clown
Truncated Teepee
Tuberculosis
Silent But Deadly
Psychotic Simian
Central Jerk
Vasectomy
My Horse is Glue
Yemen’s Doorknob
Liquid Stink
Erectile Intelligence
Paranoid Doctors with Harps
We the Pimple
Narcolepsy
Solid Waste
Blind Ostrich
Aardvark
The Singing Armpits
The Phantom Pinheads
Sentient Hairpiece
Whipped by Fleas
The Matress Stains
Stealth Hippo
Velvet Vampires
Cataract Coma
The One Hit Wonders
(phew… that’s it… ENJOY!)
The Fisters
Fur Burger
Wolven
Smokestax
Foreskin Larvae
Vulcan Jedi
Extreme Sanction
Nadsome Lads
Cunting Daughter
Dawn of the Dude
Trust
God’s Lil’ Acre
Sodom Lasagna
I’ve always thought Your Mom would be a great band name.
“Hey Dave, where are you going?”
“To a show.”
“Who’s playing?”
“Your Mom.”
-and hilarity ensues.
of course these would be either hard rock, punk or heavy metal band names…
The Suicidal Ponies
Ankle-biters
Noize Pirates
Ill Wills
Bongwater and the Flaming Joints
Genital Sweat
They rocked!
in [url=http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=137915]this thread I accidently came up with pot goggles (as opposed to beer goggles). I like it because it’s fun to say. pot goggles pot goggles pot goggles.
I’m not sure about a name for a real band, but I’m definitely using Beer is not a Sex Crime (from the "I was accused of being a pedophile) as a band name in a story 
Bush Knew
:ducks and runs:
Here’s another one I thought of overnight:
Hamsterette Screen-Killers (the “Hamsterette” part makes it sound like a bubblegum poppish girl group, but the rest of it puts the lie to that assumption… might be liike Kittie)
F_X
Chance Of Cure
Chance Of Cure
The Laymen
Adverse Camber
Captain Midnight (damn maybe I should’ve picked that for my user name instead - nahhh)
The Toad Stranglers
or maybe
Captain Midnight and the Toad Stranglers
Years ago, a friend emailed me that her feline had to undergo a series of radiation treatments to cure some sort of cancer. From that topic came the name…
“Chemo for Kitty”
I now see that it was stupid… but then it made me laugh for days.
Played the “Name the Band” game on a road trip once, and the best one to come up was Flies on Floaters.
Gouda Butt Plug and the Blue Cheese Dildos