I’ve got a good one how about;
GRAPEFRUIT MASSACRE!
(hmmm? hmmmm? What?)
Or Serve in Heaven Rule in Hell?
Here’s another one courtesy of Spoz:
Sky Gravy
I took it from this blog entry of his (gotta provide the context, ya know… 
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There’s also one that I saw around here recently, but forget where. It was a typo for something else, but the typo’s stuck with me:
Vitriol Knob
(what can I say… it reminds me of a joke about turning up the knobs that certain friends of mine had a few years ago…)
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sphincter painting
Two local bands that I thought had good names:
The Schwa Sound
The Bicycle Thieves
One that was not so good but that I thought was funny anyway:
Cowjazz
One that really sucked, but was before my time:
Bruiser Barton and the Dry Heaves
The one I’ve always wanted to name a band is:
Nuclear Buddha
(There’s a really dumb story behind that one . . .)
My real/fake band’s name is Bongwater Taffy. http://www.mp3.com/shakenmoneymakersynd
I’ve also considered Shaken Moneymaker Syndrome and Rebar Pie.
Ran across a band YEARS ago called Wonderbus. The claim was that they were a band of severely retarded people. Gotta be fake.
Another one that’s taken is Dangerous Psychotics. When one of my friends hits Powerball, we’re going to be the most offensive band EVER. Shock rockers will blush when they hear about us.
Also used: Glamgarden. Our first album is going to be a double CD set. Concept album. All cover songs, all hair metal, all connected by a common thread.
I always thought Squad Brutus and the Support Weapons would make a pretty good band name.
When my friends Sean and Tricia had their baby, it was 20 inches long and weighed seven pounds. I got it backwards and reported it as a 20 Pound Baby. Presto! Instant band name!
I haven’t read the whole thread yet… has anybody mentioned Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives?
Oh yeah…
We had a discussion here at work during a code review (I’m a computer programmer) that revolved around using “lexical parameters.” In a later discussion related to the same program, there was a function called “destroy variant.”
Voila - Lexical Variant Destroyers!
I had a picture in my cube of what I thought a Lexical Variant Destroyer should look like for a long time. It just sat there by itself, until…
We were searching through the index of UNIX for Dummies, hoping to find some information on the awk scripting language, when we came across a reference to an obscure set of Motif widgets developed for MIT’s Athena Project (see page 42 of that book for more info) known as The Athena Widget Set.
So, I had a picture of an Athena Widget Set next to my Lexical Variant Destroyer.
I eventually took them down, but I briefly thought about reviving them when a coworker of mine began working with our Gauntlet Decomposer. I even found a suitable picture for that, too, but by then, the idea had lost its charm.
(Full-Throttle) Sinus Mint Implosion
(taken from Spoz’s MSN name… he’s suffering from the flu right now, and taking Fishermen’s Friends for it)
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The name that only entomologists will love:
Piercing, Sucking Mouthparts
(it’s the indicator of a ‘true bug’ rather than a mere insect)
Geeky and rude at the same time.
Yes.
What Do You Think would be a cool band name.
It would become Whad’yathink verbally and eventually WDYT for the later albums.
Silly Phyllis.
The first album would be named “Feel the Burn.”
Dilapidated Cranium
But don’t use that one, as Spoz has declared intentions of filing it away for himself.
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Here’s another one courtesy of Spoz… but it’s probably a bit on the edgy side.
Cocaine Blowjobs
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The Piss Shivers
The Train Wrecks
Doggy and the Missionaries
Salvador’s Deli
Cat’s Ass (a band I belonged to in high school)
I once wrote a story (or started it, anyway–it wasn’t going anywhere) involving a band that did death metal covers of Jimmy Buffett songs. They were called Lost Shaker Assault.
Dr. J
Here are some more courtesy of Spoz:
The Backup Puppets
Tickle Bitch
Flop It Out
Yellow Snow Midgets
Walks Like A Duck
Bouncy Castle
Spastic Vindaloo
The Tampon Fuckoffs
Tiny Gay Santa
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Here are some more courtesy of Spoz:
The Backup Puppets
Tickle Bitch
Flop It Out
Yellow Snow Midgets
Walks Like A Duck
Bouncy Castle
Spastic Vindaloo
The Tampon Fuckoffs
Tiny Gay Santa
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That bad double post can be explained by my friend Yazmine calling me before I was sure the initial post had gone through. I won’t fash too much over the coding, though it’s not perfect.
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Here’s one taken from a conversation Spoz and I were having a couple weeks ago:
Latent Robot Tendencies
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