Cecil’s Slave
Perfect Master
Ignorance Incarnate
Puppy Soup (my fake high school band)
Puzzle Dust (doing a jigsaw puzzle… who knew)
With Bob Dylan (Wouldn’t you want to book Bob Dylan?)
Free Beer (true: was one of the Barenaked Ladies first incarnations)
The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo.
The Orthodox Taramites
or
The Amorphous Mushroom Men
of
Shut Up and Buy Our Records
This is just too much fun!
Stinky Pinky
The Stink Protocol
Funky Monkey
Flaming Pelvis (or The Flaming Pelvi)
Orbital Bliss
Chunk Monkey
Trancendental Medication
Typhoon Cocoon
Sesquipedalian Punk Monkeys
Bambie and the Spastic Colons
Once I post this reply I’m going to change the sequence of Threads, but when I first saw this thread it was immediately followed by one called
The Casablanca Thread
I got to thinking that would be a pretty cool band name!
Me and my friend Becky just started a band and we called it “the Leaf Kids…”
Milk!
The Wet Dreamers
Cleopatriarch
Banjo Eddie and Those Hot Smokin Fuckers
Beeracle
Ok To Try At Home
Surrounded By Idiots
The Shittys (Vancouver band, actually)
and while we’re at actual names:
Thrilled Skinny
Jon Cougar Concentration Camp
Armless and Angry
Iowa Beef Experience
Crotch
Man is the Bastard
AxCx
Despise You
Vomit Launch
Protes Bengt (Swedish for Prosthetic Head)
Bathtub Shitter
Spermbirds
Cheetah Chrome Motherfuckers
Kung Fu Rick
Our Testicles Touch the Ground (my first band, 91 - 94)
Noothgrush
Godstomper
Fuck on the Beach
Mexican Power Authority (my next band)
Asspatula
Japanese Torture Comedy Hour
Excruciating Terror
Brother Inferior
Rash of Beatings
Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Pretentious Assholes
Your Mother
Putrid Offal
Crazy Fucked Up Daily Life
The Meatshits
really - don’t get me started…
Toxic Megacolon
I’m closing this because it’s from 2003. If anyone else wants to continue the idea, though, no problem…it’s fine, just make a new one.