Beat you to it, Stranger, although you provided a linky.
That is a very strange thought. O.o
That is a very strange thought. O.o “Excuse me, I need to answer my pager. My ass is vibrating.”
pants right front:this key ring, which was a groomsman’s gift and holds two keys (house and car) and one alarm/auto lock fob
pants left front: a nickel
pants back left: hip wallet
pants back right: nada
shirt pocket (only one): a blackberry and a blue Pilot Precise V5 Extra Fine rolling ball pen
suit coat outside right: a red and blue rep strip bow-tie
suit coat outside left: zilch
suit coat breast: white pocket square
suit coat inner: silver business card case containing seven business cards
top coat outside right: scarf rolled up
top coat outside left: Kevin & Howlin gray herringbone Donegal tweed cap
top coat inside: zed