inspired by this thread and not wanting to ressurect a Zombie thread that’s sure to be hungry for spicy BRAAAAIIINS!, i ask you…
[Gollum]Whats do you have in your pocketses, Precious?[/Gollum]
left front pants pocket;
car keys on a Sabre pepper spray/kubaton thingy
Gerber EZ-Out lockback knife
right front pants pocket;
wallet
Inova X1 1-AA LED flashlight
SureFire 6P Xenon flashlight
so, what’s in your pocketses?
oops, forgot the last thing in the RF pocket;
2GB iPod Nano
It has no pocketses in its sweatses, precioussssss!
Wallet, cash, two pens, and a tripod.
Tris
Lint.
Right front jeans:
A horribly outdated brick of a cellphone, and some keys
Left front jeans:
Wallet and asthma inhaler
Right jacket pocket:
Sunglasses
Left jacket pocket:
A purple tinsel wig. Yep, you read that right, a purple tinsel wig. Got a problem with that, punk?
Jeans: nothin’. The day that I find a pair of women’s jeans that both fit nicely (e.g., don’t give me more elephant-like hips than I already have) and have usable pockets is the day I reach nirvana.
Jacket: one pen, accidentally stolen from work. Six pennies and one dime. A slightly-smooshed Hersheys’ Kiss (not anymore, actually). MP3 player.
A couple of old bus transfers, loose change, my wallet, scraps of paper with phone numbers on them (crud, I just remembered, I have to phone a bunch of people! runs), a pen, and… yeah, that’s it. I’m boring.
Left front: Diplomatic identification or “carnet”, credit cards, ID, Leatherman micra, Victorinox 512 meg Swissbit knife. Right front: 25 USD, 300 Peruvian soles (about 100 USD), Columbia River Knife and Tool M16-14LE. Watch pocket: Orange slim Zippo and Listerine breath strips, whcih my wife thinks are disgusting. Keys, change, phone, and bag with stainless steel D&D dice are in my jacket, which I really don’t need since the weather has been so nice the last week here.
All of you, except for **Scarlett67 ** and **Faruiza ** had best stay away from water. All of that stuff in your pockets will make you sink like rocks!
If I’ve got 55¢ in change in one pocket and my wallet in another, I’m heavily loaded. No knives, flashlights, mace, keys or iPods.
That’s what jacket pockets are for!
Left front: keys and a pocket magnifier (3x and 6x magnification).
Left rear: Checkbook sized wallet.
Right rear: regular wallet and pocket comb.
Right front: Swiss Army knife (Tinker model), folding scissors, Bic lighter, mint-flavored Chapstick, Swiss-Tech brand pocket tool, 256 Meg USB drive, 128 Meg USB drive, Listerine breath strips, LED flashlight, and $1.67 in change.
Watch pocket: nothing.
Shirt pocket: 1/2 pack of Camel Special Lights, Sharpie marker (black), Uni-Ball Micro Deluxe roller ball pen (black), Wiha 3.0 x 50 standard screwdriver, credit-card sized Fresnel magnifier and about 2 dozen miscellaneous business cards.
Jacket: gloves (left glove in left pocket, right glove in right pocket).
Why don’t you play D&D when the weather is nice? 
LF: Wallet, Mini-Mag flashlight
LR: comb
RF: keys, coin purse (rubber “clam shell” type), Victorinox “Spartan”
Watch pocket (I’m wearing jeans) l.a.s.e.r pointer and PrincetonTec pulsar on a single key ring
RR: Stanley 10’ tape measure
Shirt: glasses case, Sharp ElsiMate calculator, Bausch & Lomb magnifying plastic strip, “little black book,” a couple of business cards
belt: Gerber multi-purpose tool
Right jeans pocket: cell phone
Left jeans pocket: key card (to get in the building), key chain (to get in my room and my parents’ house). The key chain consists of a purple stretchy rubber coil on a ring, savings cards from two grocery stores, a lucite rectangle with my name on it, a thumb drive, a Libra keychain, a little canister of pepper spray, a leather key fob, and a tiny silver Maglite.
Left front - work security pants
Coat pocket - keys
That’s it. Usually my cell phone, but not at work.
I’m in my fuzzy robe now, and the pockets are empty. My jacket has a glove in each pocket. When I got ready for bed last night, I had a little change in my right front jeans pocket.
I’m not much of a pocket user.
The outline of my butt is the only thing in my pocket. If I can fit more than a handful fo folded bills, my pants are too big.
Left front: Some Cold-Eze.
Right Front: Cell phone
Left back: Wallet
Right back: Nuttin
20 cents
20 cents
50 cents
10 cents
5 dollar bill
My wallet, some spare change a “personal angel” silver coin that one of the nurses gave me when I was in the hospital, my car keys and sometimes a comb. At any given time any one of these may be missing from my pockets.
pants-left front.
wallet, leather coinpurse with extra key
pants–right front
Keyring, with keys, Pepperspray, & mini LED flashlight (gee, those things are great!) Swiss Army Mechanic Deluxe pocketknife, hankerchef (dirty, it’s cold season)
pants–right rear
comb
pants–left rear
empty
pants–watchpocket–front right
empty
No pockets in my turtleneck.