No because I live in a shitty, crime-ridden area where police take hours to respond to fucking murder calls, so people feel brazenly entitled to park wherever the fuck they want. 
Thanks WOOKINPANUB :). When they first turned on avatars, mine was originally a photo of Ray Liotta as Shoeless Joe from “Field of Dreams”. But it seemed too obvious, and was also dark and hard to see. Then I thought “I should use a picture of the other Joe Jackson”, then I remembered the Look Sharp album, with the shoes… and it all just sort of came together.
Department of Redundancy Department? 
Camping nickname bestowed on me by girlfriend.
I don’t fear those furry little nut hoarders. I just wanted a name that was both pretentious and ridiculous. You know, something appropriate for The Dope.
Just to add to the Ambihijack - your username is almost Joycean in its layers of subtext and connotation. I wouldn’t change it, if I were you.
Zimaane is the evening greeting in the Dagaare language of Ghana and Burkina Faso. It is actually a short phrase that runs together as one word:
zie maa ne - place cool is - the place is cool.
Mine is form Pulp Fiction: It’s the title of the book Vincent Vega is reading while on the toilet.
S. N. Faulkner was taken and it wasn’t. So I thought, “Why not?”.
Mine is Irish Gaelic for High King…I am descended from Irish royalty…the 5 means that I guess I’m not the only one, since the first numbers were taken!
Two boards or one? How about both? I am thankful for, well, you know…
Mine is primarily a computer reference, Control-Z is “undo” in many programs. I also sort of paralleled it with the infinite wisdom of “there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run there’s still time to change the road you’re on” from Stairway to Heaven. 
Yours is also one of the stupidest lines/recurring jokes from one of the stupidest movies I’ve ever seen, Kung Pow.
Mine is the name of a guitar I like, but can never afford. And a dessert I’ve never tried.
Yeah I think I’m not gonna try to fix what isnt broke. But that’s not to say “A trophy guy” isnt without appeal. It’s also very personally apt; the specific nature of my paralysis gives me significant atrophy, for one. Two, I also compete in wheelchair bodybuilding, which the “trophy” part gives a nod to. Plus, in the vein of “trophy wife”, yeah I’m that male counterpart (obviously im being very tongue-in-cheek with this)
I’m an ex-musician. In jazz slang, that’s a “cat,” like, “that cat can swing, man.” Also I used to have cats. “Musicat” just seemed a natural concatenation, and the alternative interpretation of music-at (where’s the band at, man?) is a bonus.
But “Why Not” was already taken, so you went with MikeF?
Mine is derived from a high school nickname.
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But already taken is not already taken, so if Why Not is already taken, why is Why Not Why Not and not already taken?
Mine is also an anagram of my actual name. Of all the options the anagram-arranging webpage I used gave me, I choose the one with the Spider on it because my favorite superhero is the Amazing S.N.Faulkner.
Why not?
Also, I’ll admit it. I was not entirely forthcoming. While my name may be Welsh for “Son of Music”, it is also Hurgleburglese for S.N. Faulkner. Mea culpa.