http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/53/what-exactly-is-ear-sex
Is THAT what the kids are calling it these days? I thought that was “phone sex”.
Ear sex reminds me of the Family Guy episode where literal ear sex (as in, sticking the male member into the female’s cochlea) is considered a safe alternative to actual sex.
What part of “February 18, 1983” didn’t you understand?
Phone sex merely proves some people have more money than sense, or are pathetically short of imagination…or both.
The horseless carriage: just a fad?
Or live on opposite sides of the Atlantic Ocean. As happened to my (now) wife and I for a while.
I did say ‘some people’. You get a pass for being horny, in love or lust, and miles apart. 
I dunno about that. A sultry human voice breathing into your ear (even if over the phone) could, in theory, be understandably more stimulating than mere imagination. I wouldn’t know from experience. (really)
How much it was costing would always be at the back of my mind. I’m probably not rich enough for phone sex!
I heard radio talkshow hosts one time read an article from a magazine (so you know it’s true!) that listed things women can do to turn a man on. iirc, #2 or #1 was talk.
Anonymous phone sex is for people who can’t afford the internet. Course, if they saved up the money spent on 2 calls, they probably could get the internet.
At an RLDS church sleepover, I watched a chihuahua nail a sleeping pastor in his ear. He woke up and started fingering dog cum out of his ear with a really disgusted look on his face.
This is the best anecdote I have ever seen! Almost makes me want to join your church 
Not my church – I’m an atheist, but for folks who want to believe in god, I highly recomend them. The group I was involved with were in Ontario – a terrific community of good people. I think they now go by the name of Community of Christ. There was too much confusion between them and the Mormons who supposedly split off from them.
The dog incident was over thirty years ago, but it has remained seared in my mind. The look on the pastor’s face as he woke up was literally unforgettable.
A friend who read David McCullough’s John Adams said that John and Abigail’s correspondence was like 18th century phone sex.
It still seems that talking to an actual human is somehow superior to watching grainy videos on redtube.
Thus speaks the voice of experience!
And I thought men were visual creatures. Oh, and if you’re only finding grainy videos, ur doin it rong. Fuck redtube.
No! I said seems. Me talking to women… pshft, yeah right.
Indeed. I’m surprised by the number unavailed of bittorrent.
The things that show up on the internet, never cease to amaze and “befuddle” me.
Personally, I like a nice bit of aural.