What feels better: a good bowel movement or sex?

[Creaky]

Oh, dude, need you ask?

The BM, every time. Believe me, if ya have IBS, the joy of a good healthy poo eclipses all else.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@ouryL

:dubious:

For some people a good bowel movement is sex

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@McNew

Sex is better, but a really good bm will kind of take me by surprise. It’ll leave me with that “holy cow, that was really good shit” feeling for a while, but it won’t leave me panting and sweaty, with that “body-gasm” feeling. Although, after a really good bm, I’m ready for some really good sex, so together they’re a humdinger of a pair.

I prefer not to be taken by surprise by a bowel movement. Course a case of the flu or some poor eating habits my cause a bit of a shock.

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@Lush Puppy

If you have to ask, you’re doing it wrong.

Doing which wrong?

[Cartooniverse]

@Ellen Cherry

I’m not sure what this says about me, but I think I need a cigarette after reading Brewha’s post.

It means you like to watch.

Hey Ellen, how you doin’ ?

I’m the proud owner of a prostate gland, and I agree that gender may well have something to do with it. In terms of frequency it is fair to say that I have a bowel movement with a regularity that could only be described as nymphomaniacal if it was a sexual experience. Whereas sadly, the reverse is not the case.

Sex makes me hungry. A truly first-class b.m. makes me think, " is that what happens when I’ve been hungry?

[Charlie_Tan]

Maybe I’ve had too much bad sex, but I’m quite sure I’ve taken dumps that were more pleasurable than some bad, routine, old in’n’out. Not that it’s arousing or anything. There are other things which, at times, equals or surpasses sex. Getting a drink of water when one’s extremely thirsty. A great dinner. And the seduction before sex. Having that dinner, dancing around the subject, edging closer. When the time comes, it can be a let down, sorta like the Xmas gifts when I was a kid, there more exciting before unwrapping (Gee grandma, underwear nad socks again. Thanks),
I have to admit having sex, after really really wanting a certain woman, only to find out that it was underwear and socks in the package, not that wonderful toy I was hoping for.

[whatsittoya]

@MaxTheVool

One of the most pleasurable experiences I’ve ever had was when I had a bad case of poison ivy over much of my upper torso. I’d wake up in the morning and my entire upper body would be horribly, horribly itching. So I’d go into the bathroom, turn on the shower, wait for it to get hot, get in, and suddenly super-hot water was massaging every spot of itch simultaneously. It was overwhelming. You all know how good it feels to scratch an itch. Well, make that a really bad itch. Make it one you haven’t been able to scratch for 8 hours (because you were asleep). Scratch it with hot water, which feels good anyhow. And have that tiny little itch spot expanded into several square feet of skin.

It was pretty intense.

I discovered this when I had a bad case of jock itch. It almost makes me want a itch that needs scracthing thinking about it.

[danceswithcats]

@Aunt Flow

I dunno…the feeling of finally getting to empty an EXTREMELY full bladder is quite blissful…

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[Quiddity_Glomfuster]

@Ruby

I’ve wondered if this was a gender thing. I had a friend once that would say something along the lines of his bowel movement being almost as good as sex. I’ve never felt … sexy … while having a bowel movement. Perhaps it’s the position of the prostate and the colon?

I’d heard that, too. IANA prostate owner and can’t say that a bm has ever given me pleasure of any sort. It happens, it’s over. Meh.

I understand that women have G-spot orgasms when delivering children (don’t have one of them either (kid, that is) so can’t testify to this). I guess things pushing past hot buttons are bound to cause some folks some jollies.

[Derleth]

@Charlie Tan

underwear nad socks

Each testicle gets its own stocking? Are they tube socks, or do these underwear nad socks have heels? I suppose the penis gets a little undershirt.

Merry Monday, everyone. May your underwear nad socks be full of holiday cheer.

[Queen_Tonya]

@Quiddity Glomfuster

I understand that women have G-spot orgasms when delivering children (don’t have one of them either (kid, that is) so can’t testify to this). I guess things pushing past hot buttons are bound to cause some folks some jollies.

:dubious:

[Full_Metal_Lotus]

Here at FML Labs, your posts have motivated us to instruct our researchers to invent a new product which will be marketed BETWEEN the prophylatics and the Laxitives.

Our marketing Division already has a name!

SEXLAX!

Regards

FML
CEO

[Santo_Rugger]

@Full Metal Lotus

Here at FML Labs, your posts have motivated us to instruct our researchers to invent a new product which will be marketed BETWEEN the prophylatics and the Laxitives.

Our marketing Division already has a name!

SEXLAX!

Regards

FML
CEO

Great, but only one problem. Laxitive induced BMs are only pleasurable after an extreme bout of constipation. Otherwise, it’ll be too soft to have any fun. Fix this problem, and I’ll place a sizeable pre-order.

[Chasing_Dreams]

@Pygmy Rugger

Great, but only one problem. Laxitive induced BMs are only pleasurable after an extreme bout of constipation. Otherwise, it’ll be too soft to have any fun. Fix this problem, and I’ll place a sizeable pre-order.

Mix the laxatives with a whole box of dry bran.

[Full_Metal_Lotus]

We have just invented a stool stiffening drug. We are calling it “Fyb-agra”!

regards

FML