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Jar Jar Binks, for whatever bogus reasons the moderators concoct.
Captain Ahab, for obsessively posting about a whale he’s annoyed with.
The Man from Another Place (from Twin Peaks), for typing his posts backwards.
Derek Zoolander, for persistent spelling errors rendering his posts unreadable.
President Francis Underwood, for threatening other board members in a subtle yet menacing way.
Walter White, for posts promoting illegal activity.
Saul Goodman, for posting advertising.
Howard Wolowitz. Because if there’s ever a thread concerning human female anatomy or functions of that anatomy, Howard would find a way to make salacious comments about it. Too many of them. Tubadiva would have dismembered him first, than banned him long ago.
Andy Sipowicz for racist statements.
Vern Schillinger would have gotten banned first.
The various employees of the argument clinic.
Lamb Chop
There’s enough of that as is around here, she’d fit right in. Beavis and Butt-Head on the other hand would either be banned for calling everyone bungholes and fartknockers, or we’d just point and laugh til they left.
No they wouldn’t.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
For socking, of course
“I find your lack of cites disturbing (wheeze)”
Bruce Wayne for Phishing.
G’Kar for preaching.
Best. Post. Ever.
I fully agree. That was brilliant!
Laughed so hard it gave me a Charley Horse.
Agree with Edward, generalized misanthropy is no crime here, Daria would fit right in, though she’d get mod notes ever so often.
Doctor Death. A crazed psycho* who murders people with the dreaded power of ALLERGENS which is clearly against SDMB policies!
*Also, Batman’s first recurring villain.
Doug and Wendy Whiner.
Sean Connery(SNL Jeopardy version)
When I saw the thread title, Holden Caulfield immediately came to mind, the insufferable little prick. (Never have understood what people saw in Catcher in the Rye.)
Orr, from Catch-22.
Crash Davis would eventually be [del]ejected[/del] banned for calling the mods cocksuckers one too many times.
The Vogons.
The Nazgul.
Navin R. Johnson, for being a jerk.