‘Casualties’ works.
ca·su·al·ty (kzh-l-t)
n. pl. ca·su·al·ties
I was BEING A JERK. Don’t bother me with facts. Facts are for women, Democrats, & Frenchmen. Anywhistle, a cursory examination of some current dictionaries close out hand supports your position better than mine, so I’ll drop it.
Say what you will, but Myers politics of only killing lots of people once a year makes me feel a lot safer.
Jack Ryan.
Don’t agree with his stances on about half the issues, but I trust the guy.
Stop. Get off the internet. Read. Like, right now!
No votes so far for Lazarus Long? Posh, says I!
You’re awesome. 
Captain Jean Luc Picard. For once the perennial argument against him can work for him. Data for veep?
Vimes would probably get the vote, but Vetinari would be doing the work.
Vimes running against Carrot for President, now… that’s just a fanfic waiting to happen. 
Nonsense! She would take good care of her pets!
Montgomery Burns. We could really use his trillon dollar bill right now
It’s in Castro’s hands now, and somehow i doubt he would be willing to give it to the U.S., don’t now why, is just a feeling i got.
Lazarus wouldn’t do it. In both *Metheselah’s Children *& Time Enough For Love, he goes out of his way to avoid leadership responsibilities, and I can see no reason to expect anything different.
Now Ira Weatheral might, but he’s not a democrat.
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
C’mon, everybody knows it’s gonna go down that way eventually anyway, so we might as well stop teeter-tottering around and get it over with.
Penfold – Just to prove not even he could do worse than the current resident of the White House.
Jubal Harshaw seems to have the wit and the sense of humor that our current candidates lack.
Suzumiya Haruhi/Nagato Yuki
Have a problem with the budget or the war (or anything really)? Just restructure reality to write the problem out of existence! Granted we’d have to coax her into doing it subconsciously, considering we can’t let her know about her godlike powers lest she get bored and completely destroy and remake reality to entertain herself…
Yuki because she’s LIVING DATA. Anything on a cyber-level that happens Yuki can take care of. I suppose we can work Mikuru (the Time Traveler) and Itsuki (an ESPer) somewhere in the cabinet/Secret Service or something, they could be useful for obvious reasons.
Oh, they’re not US citizens? Haruhi can take care of that… or we could just have Yuki manipulate all computerized data regarding their identities and no one would be the wiser.
Jeff Spicoli.
He’d lay down some cool rules to keep us from being bogus.
Hey, America, let’s party!
greatshakes
I have the greatest respect for Captain Picard’s honorable service to the United Federation of Planets - but a man with irumodic syndrome has no place in the White House.
Santa Claus. Interstate falling into disrepair? Ho ho ho, it’s fixed! Feed the poor? Ho ho ho, here’s a sandwich.
After him, Professor X.
Definitely a Kruppe / Vetinari ticket, with Iscaral Pust as Minister of Defence, Karsa Orlong as the Justiciary [branch], Moist von Lipwig as the Treasurer and Sam Vimes as the head of the Legislative.