Well, it’s impossible to tell with you. Perhaps you should put the word “JOKE” in the subject line when appropriate, so we can tell when you’re genuinely being an asshole.
Fuck you with a rusty entrenching tool. I’m perfectly serious, not a shred of intended humor here. None. Zero.
See? Now that was funny.
Glad I could lend a glimmer of lightheartedness to your otherwise grim and miserable existence.
You mean a person? I can’t imagine many people would be upset.
maybe cause your are a tease or something
Eh, now you’re just getting preachy.
Keep shoveling! I’m sure there’s one in there somewhere!
The Mods have stolen Christmas! :eek:
Really? May I ask whose? You can e-mail it to me if you can’t tell me here.
I’m so nosy.
Resurrections are for Easter.
On a related note, don’t apply for any more jobs as an executioner.
Well thanks for letting me stay, because I have really been trying to be on good behavior. 
Happy Kwanzaa, everyone and to all a good night !
It wasn’t my fault. Even Cromwell agreed that “Take Charles a hat” and “Take Charles’ head” sound very much alike.
Check your registered email address, please.
The last time someone sent me some registered mail, I was getting sued. :dubious:
It’s noticeable. Keep it up.
Could someone please make QED a mod? It pains me to see someone pining for something sooo bad.
What the fuck are you babbling about?
Oh, and Merry Christmas and shit.
Your continual junior modding is tiresome, is what. Season’s greetings and all that
Ya know when I saw your user nick I thought you might be cool. :smack:
Dayum. Some folks round here need a high colonic for Festivus.