No, not that Lewinski tramp- the one on Friends. I catch the re-runs occasionally because it’s one of the few sitcoms that actually gives me a giggle once in a while, but I don’t like it enough to make it a point to tune in to the current season’s shows. Imagine my shock when I see that Monica appears to have been on the Hostess Twinkie diet for the past year. Did the producers ask her to gain all that weight? Just 30 minutes ago I was watching her in a re-run and she was thin as a rail.
Somebody who watches this show regularly please chime in or I may not get any sleep tonight!
Recent polls revealed that some people have never been polled, until recently.
Not to worry, opus. I don’t watch the show, but I heard a radio ad, and the premise of the show is “What if their lives were different?” That is, what if Joey were a successful actor, Monica were fat, etc.
Courteney Cox herself is, as Scream 3 makes evident, still as shockingly thin as her profession appears to demand. So sleep away
Hey look, up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! NO! It’s a guy (apparently a very immature one, who is a weaksuck simpleton) about to admit he’s wrong and apologize! Someone call Guiness.
Anyway, here goes.
You guys are right, I am wrong. Not all the time, but here
Falcon sez
You are totally right. I can’t believe I contradicted myself like I did. I don’t know what I was thinking! I, who am always trying to tell shmucks that no one listens to like Alphagene to keep it to the pit, lower myself to that level by doing something so monumentally stupid. If you know Val, Falcon, tell her that if she wants to post a link in the pit proving her right about everything she said about me, that she can reference the above post by yours truly.
Man, what a maroon. I can’t believe I did that. Hopefully, I will learn from this stupid error in judgement and never do something so retarded again.
All I can say is
“Whoops.”
Noonch.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
Back to the original question if I may. I watched Friends last night.
They were wondering what life would be like if:
Monica: she never lost the weight.
Chandler: he quit his job and became a freelance writer.
Rachel: she didn’t leave whats-his-name at the alter and actually married him.
Phebee: she’d accepted that job with <company name here>.
Joey: he hadn’t been fired from Days of Our Lives.
Ross: his wife hadn’t announced she was leaving him to be with another women and they’d remained married.
The opening sequence had even been changed to reflect the “What If” plot.
