She might put the Onion out of business.
It’s not like a gender reversal party is not sufficiently weird. I’m surprised Trump didn’t put the Onion out of business.
He almost put Tom Tomorrow out of business, I think – TT kept coming up with really bizarre things, and then a few months later, the Trump administration would basically do those things.
Why March 4??? What’s the matter with you? Not up on your Neo-Numerology?
March 4th is 4/3/21 (everyplace but America). That’s the countdown to the Q-Explosion, from the Q-Bomb from The Mouse That Roared.
In official Q-Code “SE” = “TH” so it’s The Mouth That Roared which -is Donny Trump.
It’s the new Q-Sport. You move the goalpost down the field as swiftly as possible, passing it along the way to avoid your opponents, reason and sanity. If you manage to move the goalpost over or through the ball you score.
Led by Mel Brooks, no doubt. And you thought that History of the World, Part II would never happen…
I think it would be one – or both! – of:
– “This is a time for healing. Now is not the time to focus on the 50% of the Republican caucus who supported the attack”, or
– “I don’t support that, but what about that rando who attacked the Republican baseball game, or that other rando who shot at the cops? Why do you hate the Police?”
The Death Star of David?
Stealing.
Calvinball. But played with facts for control of the largest nation in the so-called free world.
Oooh! I want to play, so I can touch the new rule tree!
That does not count, because you forgot you have to touch the New Rule Tree while standing on one leg! I invoke the touch-back clause and claim 3 points!
Great. So when March 4 rolls around and nothing happens, they can just reset their timers to April 3.
Exactly. Now you’re in gear!
I can’t resist …
Third Base!!
The other week I overheard my Q-spouting spouse portentously telling one of her slightly-less-Q-believing-but-still-completely-Trump-adoring friends, “Beware the Ides of March!” So maybe the goalpost has already been moved. OR she doesn’t actually know when the Ides of March are. It’s a toss-up.
“Et tu, Melania?”
You’ve got to wonder when the constant goal post moving further and further afield becomes too Sisyphean for even the most hardcore Q fan.
Well, they could always move the goalposts to 2024… I mean, the “supposed defeats” up until then were part of JFK Junior’s secret plan all along.
In those situations, what do you say? Do you ask her to hold herself to those predictions (i.e. if nothing happens after March 4 (or March 14), she has to distance herself from those beliefs)?