What has I gots in my pocketses? [a bloody big wallet, that's what]

[Hazle_Weatherfield]

@Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus

It can be risky, that’s true. But it’s pretty hard to forget a wallet, after all.

True, except:

Morty Seinfeld, “My WALLET’s gone…my WALLET’s gone.”

And, from “Get A Life,” Wallet Boy!