Oops, sorry, wrong animated film.
Chhhhapsssssstick?
Chrissy Hynde’s brass? Spin Doctors’ kryptonite? Iggy Pop’s cock?
“So Timmy, where did bienville ask to be touched…”

“Mr. Scrimshaw has a fruitbat in his trousers. A fruitbat.”
Little Feat’s rocket?
Confucious say “Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.”
…he asked, as his hand fell on his snub-nosed .38.
Dobby the house elf?
a cave troll?
an ENIGMA code machine?
a Pocket PC?
one hand, with the other making a peace sign?
Gilbert Gottfried?
a Borg cube?
a bag of holding?
an 8-ball?
the Death Star?
a Knights of the Round esper?
a can of whoop-ass?
the number of roads a man must travel?
the path not taken?
the light brigade?
a bottle of Nepenthe?
Medusa’s head?
the last book of The Wheel of Time series?
Data’s emotion chip?
the roots of a mountain?
the Oracle’s eyes?
an eye of newt?
Newt Gingrich?
the Dread Pirate Roberts?
the Nothing?
a hot potato?
a BS Rodeo 720 with a ripe swiss cheese?
Forty-two!
Hm… nope.
African or European?