Today we have a “Stagnant Air Advisory”. I kind of wondered what they meant by that until I went out in it on my way to work and said, “Man, somebody definately got this in their lungs before I did.” Which is kind of gross, if you think about it. And then I really thought about it and realized that this air hasn’t just been in somebody’s lungs - it’s probably been in their arteries and their capillaries and stuff. It’s been all over their nasty soft tissues and things. It’s been in their brains! It’s enough to make me swear off breathing for good! (Well, almost.)
Also, I have a sudden epidemic of flies in my house. This was gross enough until I realized that that probably means there’s a side of maggots, also, somewhere. Which is why I was at Wal-Mart at midnight last night buying fly strips and an ice cream scoop, if you were wondering. (The ice cream scoop is for consolation.)
Ever think deeply about something and wish you never had?