Mine would say, “Object in mirror is larger than it appears.”
No User-Serviceable Parts Inside
Keep Out Of Reach Of Children
Warning badgers are wild animals, do not attempt to domesticate!!
Mostly Harmless
Nonfunctional at temperatures below 60 degrees Fahrenheit
Toxic for most Republicans
Requires lubrication from brewing company on regular basis
Warn children of the risk of dying from electric shock.
Dangerous When Wet
Batteries not included.
Enter at your own risk.
WARNING!
Do Not
Taunt!
For novelty purposes only.
Light fuse and get away
Test on small area before use
Use sparingly - a little goes a long way!
Imperfections are normal and part of the finishing process
Always assume this product is loaded
Cape does not allow wearer to fly
Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history and cultural
Intentionally mislabelled.
This space intentionally left blank.
I have a similar shirt that reads
“Warning! Contains mild violence and frequent sex references”.
We don’t have a dresscode and my boss just said “True” the first time I wore it to work. 
May Contain Nuts
**Warning: Explicit Lyrics / Statements / Thoughts / Actions
Contents may have settled during shipment**
Not Tested on Animals
Recalculating…
Hand wash
Do NOT tumble dry