[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]
If it has a weakness as a candidate, it’s that I don’t think America is ready for a genderless President.
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Well, given that it has no feet, I think your candidate has to have a lot of support. Regardless of its gender (or lack of it) though, the problem is that if there’s a lot of public pressure, we just don’t know which way your candidate would lean. And if push came to shove, I think we could well see the Presidency fall.
[QUOTE=Spoons]
Well, given that it has no feet, I think your candidate has to have a lot of support. Regardless of its gender (or lack of it) though, the problem is that if there’s a lot of public pressure, we just don’t know which way your candidate would lean. And if push came to shove, I think we could well see the Presidency fall.
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Ah, but that’s where your wrong. My President will always stand tall in the face of adversity, because… well, because his legs are bolted to the floor.
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]
My President will always stand tall in the face of adversity, because… well, because his legs are bolted to the floor.
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Well, that’s a relief. I have to believe things would be significantly less stable if we were to put him on a pedestal.
The AMC Pacer.
Okay, I reconsidered.
I am also switching my vote to blondebear’s glass head.
I had one once and it was awesome! We stuffed mini white Christmas lights into it and had hours o’ fun.
Go Glass Head!!
[QUOTE=jackdavinci]
Judge Fudge!
Do animated anthropomorphic versions of inanimate objects count?
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He doesn’t have time to run, he’s far too busy being delicious…
I nominate my Radio Shack Illuma-Storm plasma globe, it has a way of electrifying the campaign process, and it distracts the more…easily amused… with a fancy light show, vice president would be an Ionic Breeze air cleaner, a true guaranteed way to get the “clean air” bill passed
Back in 2001, I was in a little movie called Slick Lilly vs. The Grand Canyon about the hard-fought presidential race between a stargazer lilly and the Grand Canyon. Here’s the trailer.
I was always for the Lilly, mostly because I liked his running mate, which was a humidifier.
[QUOTE=Troy McClure SF]
Happy Fun Ball.
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You can’t re-elect the current president, he’s already had his two terms.
By way of proof:
- The Taliban taunted him.
- Saddam taunted him.
I’m undecided, except that I won’t be voting for my summer shoes–they’re flip-floppers.
I can’t believe no one has said this yet…
I think we should just grab some douche for the job. Nobody would notice the difference, and at least it won’t shy away from sensitive areas.
[QUOTE=Jayn_Newell]
I think we should just grab some douche for the job. Nobody would notice the difference, and at least it won’t shy away from sensitive areas.
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Nah, we tried that already. Several times.
I nominate the Actinide series. Because like all politicians they’re constantly changing, despised by most people who are worried about proliferation of them, while strongly advocated by a few, and incredibly dense, all at the same time.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
Well, that’s a relief. I have to believe things would be significantly less stable if we were to put him on a pedestal.
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No, unlike our current President, he will stand strong in the face of a hurricane. Also, looks very nice in earth tones.
[QUOTE=Jayn_Newell]
I think we should just grab some douche for the job. Nobody would notice the difference, and at least it won’t shy away from sensitive areas.
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That’d be fine, so long as it’s not some watered down version. Let’s get one full of piss and vinegar that’s willing to bend to insure the success of all the parties involved.
I nominate 5 lbs. of wet liver.
It would sharper than any of the current candidates… and has more charisma.
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It has to be 35 years old.
An early AMC Pacer works for me.
Upon reflection, I would like to nominate a well-laundered sweater, simply because I think it’d be a good fit.
[QUOTE=meek]
I nominate 5 lbs. of wet liver.
It would be sharper than any of the current candidates… and **would have ** more charisma.
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I nos engrish reel gud.
Cash Register, the candidate for change with a solid record for accountable fiscal policy.