Well, given that it has no feet, I think your candidate has to have a lot of support. Regardless of its gender (or lack of it) though, the problem is that if there’s a lot of public pressure, we just don’t know which way your candidate would lean. And if push came to shove, I think we could well see the Presidency fall.
Ah, but that’s where your wrong. My President will always stand tall in the face of adversity, because… well, because his legs are bolted to the floor.
Well, that’s a relief. I have to believe things would be significantly less stable if we were to put him on a pedestal.
The AMC Pacer.
Okay, I reconsidered.
I am also switching my vote to blondebear’s glass head.
I had one once and it was awesome! We stuffed mini white Christmas lights into it and had hours o’ fun.
Go Glass Head!!
He doesn’t have time to run, he’s far too busy being delicious…
I nominate my Radio Shack Illuma-Storm plasma globe, it has a way of electrifying the campaign process, and it distracts the more…easily amused… with a fancy light show, vice president would be an Ionic Breeze air cleaner, a true guaranteed way to get the “clean air” bill passed
Back in 2001, I was in a little movie called Slick Lilly vs. The Grand Canyon about the hard-fought presidential race between a stargazer lilly and the Grand Canyon. Here’s the trailer.
I was always for the Lilly, mostly because I liked his running mate, which was a humidifier.
You can’t re-elect the current president, he’s already had his two terms.
By way of proof:
- The Taliban taunted him.
- Saddam taunted him.
I’m undecided, except that I won’t be voting for my summer shoes–they’re flip-floppers.
I can’t believe no one has said this yet…
I think we should just grab some douche for the job. Nobody would notice the difference, and at least it won’t shy away from sensitive areas.
Nah, we tried that already. Several times.
I nominate the Actinide series. Because like all politicians they’re constantly changing, despised by most people who are worried about proliferation of them, while strongly advocated by a few, and incredibly dense, all at the same time.
No, unlike our current President, he will stand strong in the face of a hurricane. Also, looks very nice in earth tones.
That’d be fine, so long as it’s not some watered down version. Let’s get one full of piss and vinegar that’s willing to bend to insure the success of all the parties involved.
I nominate 5 lbs. of wet liver.
It would sharper than any of the current candidates… and has more charisma.
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It has to be 35 years old.
An early AMC Pacer works for me.
Upon reflection, I would like to nominate a well-laundered sweater, simply because I think it’d be a good fit.
I nos engrish reel gud.
Cash Register, the candidate for change with a solid record for accountable fiscal policy.