How would the committee rule on the Trix Rabbit’s eligibility? He’s an animated character, but underneath it all, the drawings, film, etc. are inanimate objects. I can’t tell you how many times I tried to vote for the Rabbit getting the Trix, it’s high time we gave him the nod!
Plus, we might get Lucky for Veep!
I think one of the Halogens would be a much better choice. After all, they’re quick to react, they have members that represent all states, and even their name suggests they’re worth their salt.
If Swartzenegger ever changes the consititution I’m voting for Gigantor. Even Osama wouldn’t mess with him! Plus he has a catchy theme song.
I’ll throw my support behind Bender’s shiny metal ass.
US foreign policy is what concerns me and my toilet seat has had plenty of experince with assholes.
Gumby and Pokey, but not necessarily in that order.
TBJ
I’d vote for semprini, running with holiday snaps as veep.
I nominate my Vornado space heater. Following a corporate recall a couple years back, I sent it back to be repaired. Now it’s got a clean bill of health and meets all U.S. gov’t safety standards.
Sure, it doesn’t doesn’t do anything but blow hot air, but at least it doesn’t pretend otherwise.
I can’t support blondebear’s glass sculpture from Pier One. It’s just a figurehead. In this complicated modern world, we need a more multi-layered candidate. We need an onion. That’s a candidate that grew up on a humble hard working farm with its roots in the soil of this great nation. And talk about presence! When this candidate opens up, it’ll bring a tear to your eye.
I nominate Pam Anderson’s bra. Because no matter what happens, it will never underestimate the gravity of the situation.
Actually, I hear it’s staying out of the race and supporting Pam.
All good presidents must have something substantial to offer… what’s better at offering substance than a TWINKIE?! That’s my vote! :dubious:
I hereby nominate Log.
(What can I say? I have Royalist leanings.)
To blow the Shrub away, why not a * 1920’s Style Death Ray*?
I hereby nominate Kitchen Tongs!
Built on a platform of uniting this nation, Tongs has seen the hottest heat in the kitchen. Serving on the front lines overseas, he forged his mettle serving our troops. Having come from humble beginnings in the back of my kitchen, and working ‘on-call’ day/night shifts in a minimal pay job, he worked hard and well at the barbecue, learning the value of a hard-earned dollar and a good day’s work. He doesn’t judge, he doesn’t whine. He easily handles waffle(r)s, and can dish it out to the toughest critics. He’s also a staunch supporter of gay/lesbian rights, but will not make you gay like some other kitchen utensils.
Tripler
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I wanted to be the first to nominate Log. As I understand it, it’s better than bad. It’s good.
I nominate Rock, since Rock breaks Scissors.
::Wait a minute, Paper covers Rock…OK, make it Paper.
::::Then again, Scissors cuts Paper…Now I’m all confused.
How about Chuck Norris’ wooden acting ability?
No, wait…Hulk SMASH!
Me vote Hulk!
Now there’s a great idea – wouldn’t *every * president be a helluva lot more motivated to do a good job, if they knew that otherwise, they might be eaten?
Yes, but how many edible candidates would we get, if they knew that by running they’d put themselves into the public eye. And if they failed of their bid for election, they’d face the same penalty as for doing a poor job if they actually won?
Of course, no one has ever accused vegetables of being smart or forward thinking…
insert [sic] Bill Clinton joke here
