What inanimate object do you support for president?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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[QUOTE=twickster]
insert [sic] Bill Clinton joke here
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Hmmm…another great motivator…“Mr. President, your approval rating has improved tremendously. I’d like you to meet your new intern, Trixie.”

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I would like to nominate a strap on.
Upfront about what it is going to do to you.

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[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]
I would like to nominate a strap on.
Upfront about what it is going to do to you.
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“My fellow Americans, ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country can do to you. And in which orifice.”

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[QUOTE=pravnik]
My first thought is for my magazine rack because I like how it stands with the issues, but I’m torn because my right shoe has a proven track record. Moreover, my left shoe would make a perfect running mate for my right shoe. They’ve proven they can work together.
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I’m pretty sure this comes from a 1932 Fred Allen routine.

Now you say: “Fred Who?”

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Al Gore.

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I nominate the Bigmac

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[QUOTE=haystack1989]
I nominate the Bigmac
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mmmm Bigmack his running mates could be applepie and large shamrock shake

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[QUOTE=vibrotronica]
Back in 2001, I was in a little movie called Slick Lilly vs. The Grand Canyon about the hard-fought presidential race between a stargazer lilly and the Grand Canyon. Here’s the trailer.

I was always for the Lilly, mostly because I liked his running mate, which was a humidifier.
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I have to ask - were you in the trailer video? If so, who are you?
That was cute.

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[QUOTE=haystack1989]
I nominate the Bigmac
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You want a fat, greasy President with widely-known traits which he stubbornly insists are totally secret, who stays young through cryogenics (creepy!) and who hasn’t even been competitive in his field for a couple of decades?

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I got a box of rocks in the mail from a garden supply place. Planned to use them in the aquarium that I’m turning into a mermaid house, but I will give them up for the cause.

This box of rocks has all of the usual intelligence requirements. Oh, and I also have a sack of hair that can be used as a running mate.

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[QUOTE=Zoe]
I got a box of rocks in the mail from a garden supply place. Planned to use them in the aquarium that I’m turning into a mermaid house, but I will give them up for the cause.

This box of rocks has all of the usual intelligence requirements. Oh, and I also have a sack of hair that can be used as a running mate.
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Sorry, but bag of hammers would nail that election.