What inanimate object do you support for president?

[Paul_The_Younger]

@twickster

insert [sic] Bill Clinton joke here

Hmmm…another great motivator…“Mr. President, your approval rating has improved tremendously. I’d like you to meet your new intern, Trixie.”

[Shirley_Ujest]

I would like to nominate a strap on.
Upfront about what it is going to do to you.

[Ponder_Stibbons]

@Shirley Ujest

I would like to nominate a strap on.
Upfront about what it is going to do to you.

“My fellow Americans, ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country can do to you. And in which orifice.”

[Beware_of_Doug]

@pravnik

My first thought is for my magazine rack because I like how it stands with the issues, but I’m torn because my right shoe has a proven track record. Moreover, my left shoe would make a perfect running mate for my right shoe. They’ve proven they can work together.

I’m pretty sure this comes from a 1932 Fred Allen routine.

Now you say: “Fred Who?”

[gonzomax]

Al Gore.

[haystack1989]

I nominate the Bigmac

[haystack1989]

@haystack1989

I nominate the Bigmac

mmmm Bigmack his running mates could be applepie and large shamrock shake

[Clothahump]

@vibrotronica

Back in 2001, I was in a little movie called Slick Lilly vs. The Grand Canyon about the hard-fought presidential race between a stargazer lilly and the Grand Canyon. Here’s the trailer.

I was always for the Lilly, mostly because I liked his running mate, which was a humidifier.

I have to ask - were you in the trailer video? If so, who are you?
That was cute.

[Hostile_Dialect]

@haystack1989

I nominate the Bigmac

You want a fat, greasy President with widely-known traits which he stubbornly insists are totally secret, who stays young through cryogenics (creepy!) and who hasn’t even been competitive in his field for a couple of decades?

[Zoe]

I got a box of rocks in the mail from a garden supply place. Planned to use them in the aquarium that I’m turning into a mermaid house, but I will give them up for the cause.

This box of rocks has all of the usual intelligence requirements. Oh, and I also have a sack of hair that can be used as a running mate.

[Paul_The_Younger]

@Zoe

I got a box of rocks in the mail from a garden supply place. Planned to use them in the aquarium that I’m turning into a mermaid house, but I will give them up for the cause.

This box of rocks has all of the usual intelligence requirements. Oh, and I also have a sack of hair that can be used as a running mate.

Sorry, but bag of hammers would nail that election.