Oh, another one. Gambling in general.
Lisa: I’m not a state! I’m a monster!
Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor, and it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
If anyone would make a drawing of Gamblor, and put it on a T-shirt, I would so wear that next time I go to the casino. Personally, I tend to think of Gamblor as this boss from Chrono Trigger (but with neon claws, of course.)
American cheese. I can’t see it without thinking “64 slices of American cheese…”
Treehouse.
Also, “clinton”. Whenever I hear “clinton”, I hear Kodos going, “I am clin ton.”
And, any regular use of the phrase “thank you, come again” has pretty much been ruined.
goofballs
foilage
Kuala Lumpur
Choose
as in “I choo-choo- choose you” in a Ralph Wiggins voice.
Damn, I was gonna say that! My favorite scene ever!
I’m forever compelled to say macamadamia, tramampoline and saxamaphone.
mailbox (as in “if you’ve ever wanted to see a mailbox shoot a little boy in the face, that’s about as close as you’re gonna get”)
acel-r-ray (as in “there appears to be some sort of acel-r-ray bathing the field in an eerie green light”)
a couple for me…
Anytime someone interupts me talking to someone else I always follow up with:
“so I says to Mable I says…”
And whenever someone discusses English (either the language or heritage) I hear Ralph:
“Me fail English, that umpossible”
I loves me some soda-pop, here at work, which is the only time I drink the stuff all we have is a vending machine that gives it to you in the 20oz plastic bottles so you can see the liquid.
So whenever I see someone with a bottle of water I think, “Mmmmm invisible cola”
Sand wedge
“Let’s roll.”
Lemur
Lutherans
Monty. Three card monty…BURNS!!!
Herschel. I must finish it with “Krustovsky”
Eeexxxxcellent. (I actually say this regularly.)
Doughnut. Mmmmmm…forbidden doughnut…
“Good morning” anything, as in the “Good Morning Burger”
Thank you, come again!
Just a couple of weeks ago, I bought a cookie in the cafeteria and was calling it “white chocolate macamadamia nut” and no one looked at me like that was wrong.
The phrase “press any key” gets me every time, now. Homer: “Where’s the ‘any’ key?”
Pitt the Elder!
Lord Palmerston!
Isotope.
Goggles.
Fallout.
Blinky.
Vassar - “I’ve had it with your Vassar bashing!”
informal - Lenny and Carl at the supermarket - “We’re having an informal gathering” - “Informal?”
club sandwich - “Mmm… open-faced club sand wedge…”
“nothing at all” - …nothing at all… nothing at all…
Overlords.
Steve Guttenberg.
A friend of mine used to IM “okidoki” a lot, which I always read as okily-dokily!
Avoision ( I don’t say evasion!)
Burkina Faso
“Burkina Faso. Disputed Zone. Who made all these long distance phone calls.”
“Quiet, you fool, it might have been you. Just write a check and I’ll release some more endorphins”
“Ahhhhhh.”
