I found a new one!
I read the phrase “bloodless coup” in the paper and my mind went “Only smothering.”
Pfft…France!
Which makes me think “cheese eating surrender monkeys!”.
Pornography.
Both Homer’s “I was at a pornography store, purchasing pornography” and Krusty’s aunguished “Nooo! My beloved pornography!”
All this pet food recall is making me think “My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”
The religion that does it for me is “Unitarian”.
“Tastes like…” always reminds me of:
“Tastes like…Grandma…”
“Huh, you’re right son, it does taste like Grandma!” Ah, the Wiggums.
And the Bob Marley and the Wailers song “Jammin’” always reminds me of the “medicinal marijuana” bust with all the cops showing up with hookers at the blind guy’s house.
Today in class we briefly talked about 64-slice CT scanners, and I couldn’t help but think:
“Mmmmm…64 slices of American cheese…” 
I was going to say “esquilax” but just found out it is not a “real” mythical creature :smack:
Rand McNally
Exaaactly.
California cheeseburger
Dickety
Max Power
Yes it is! It’s a horse with the head of a rabbit! And the body…of a rabbit!
Are you sure it’s not the mysterious two-headed hound born with only one head?
And Marge’s classic comment- “Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?”
Abattoir.
“The cow was slaughtered at the abattoir.”
Safety deposit
“I’ll store this in my safety deposit closet.”