What is Diogenes the Cynic's Condition Called

Yes there are.

No.

I never claimed there are.

Could someone please address this:

Please, just let me pass to avoid the buffeting/backwash/exploded tire debris.

The courteous thing is to stay right so I can pass.

Yet people seem to think my passing is some snub against them. This is not the case in other countries.

Nice one, Troll. If you read the thread then you’d know that’s wrong.

Troll.

Could we get some accusations of rape or racism in this thread? It’s got a lot going on, but I still feel like it’s missing something.

If you want accusations of racism, head on over to the Offshoring thread…

Saying the other driver is blocking the lane b/c they are impeding your speeding is the equivalent of the age-old “she was asking for it.”

When even his apologists admit that Diogenes the Cynic engages it the principal behaviors that define trolling (however you wish to label it), it is abundantly clear that the poster in question is, in fact, a troll.

For myself, I personally don’t enjoy engaging with infantile jackass drama queens who display the behavior you label above, and don’t find it amusing to have attempted to contribute some worthwhile chunk of factual information or critical analysis only to see the thread derailed by a series of deliberately obtuse and polarizing statements followed by passive-aggressive maneuvers that add up to little more than childish taunting.

Perhaps we should have another forum called “Drama Theater” or “Joan Crawford Impersonations” for which Diogenes the Cynic can be the moderator and chief contributor. Then, the people who enjoy his vamping theatrics can go there and the rest of us–the majority of whom aren’t immediately associated with an eponymous disruptive behavior–can continue to discuss topics on a more-or-less intelligent adult level.

Stranger

You’re inconsiderate.

And a lousy driver.

That behavior is found throughout this board, and throughout this thread. Dio didn’t invent it and doesn’t have a monopoly on it. FWIW, I do not mean to imply that you do it – I think you are one of the good 'uns. Also FWIW I don’t suppose that I’ve never engaged in such behavior myself.

The doctor told me the lice were gone.

They weren’t gone, they were passing the slower crabs.

Please get back to the issue.

You made me feel human. Dam this silicone skin!

Now look what you did. You know who else compared blocking the left hand lane to rape?

Do eeet! DO EEEEETTTTT!

As far as I can tell, the only posters in this thread that continue to argue against credible sources as if you have knowledge greater than those closer to the subject are you and Dio.

Dio’s position: nobody has ever been pulled over for left lane violation while doing speed limit at minimum

Dio Lite’s position (that’s you, Dio Lite): Sgt Gundermann of the Wa State Patrol is not only incorrect, he lied in his interview in which he stated that left lane violators will get pulled over even if going the speed limit

If you merge right, the terrorists win.

Name one person who is as frequently and deliberately disruptive. And don’t argue with me over whether or not it’s deliberate, because if someone is repeatedly criticized, by those who like and dislike him, for the same types of repeated behaviors, and the behavior continues, I’ll feel free to comfortably conclude that the disruption is deliberate. I’m not asking who you think is the biggest asshole. Name one person whose obtuse, antagonistic, endless rapid-posting so consistently slays any possibility of having an actual conversation.

It’s not about disagreeing with his posts, or people feeding into his trollery by responding. Well, the latter is part of it, but he goes so far out of his way to ensure his posts are responded to, by posting over and over and fucking over again until somebody bites, that people responding to him may be a problem, but less so than his obnoxious posting style. This guy will not quit. He will not make one inflammatory comment, then go away; he keeps on going indefinitely until someone bites. Then once that happens, it’s all downhill.

He cannot be reasoned with, cannot be bargained with, and won’t stop ever until everyone throws up their hands and leaves. He’s like The Terminator of assholes.

Naturally, no narcissist ever actually thinks for a second that they are actually a narcissist. Someone with more humility would actually seriously introspect on the possibility-a true narcissist never would.

OK, Dio, i’m going to try and make an argument here, not to pile on, but to try and sort out how your thinking on all of this works.

You argue here, and you’ve argued on multiple occasions before, that driving the speed limit does not, by definition, block the lane, even if there are people who want to pass you. Your rationale for this, if i understand you correctly, is that the speed limit is the law, so anyone who wants to pass you when you are traveling at the speed limit is, by definition, breaking the law, and has no right to expect accommodation, and no right to ask that you move over.

Supporting evidence:

Is everything that i’ve said so far correct? If not, let me know, because i’m trying to characterize your arguments fairly here.

Then there’s the other half of that passing equation: the issue of traveling in the left lane when other cars want to get by. You defended this habit, arguing that speeding traffic has no right to overtake, and also arguing that the left lane is not there just for overtaking. When others pointed out to you that Minnesota law requires you to use the right lane unless passing, you argued that, because the law is not enforced, there really is no such requirement. You supported your position by arguing that you, personally, have never seen someone ticketed for driving in the left lane. You also argued that attempting to enforce such a law would seriously impede traffic flow.

Supporting evidence:

Again, am i characterizing your position correctly? Let me know if i’m not.

I’m really quite puzzled about your attitude to legality and driving requirements. For some driving actions (speeding), in your opinion, the very fact that they are forbidden means that doing them is wrong and that people engaging in such actions have no cause for complaint against other road users. But for other driving actions (driving on the left when not passing), the fact that such actions are forbidden is essentially irrelevant because the laws are never enforced and, anyway, if you did enforce them it would impede the flow of traffic.

My first question to you is:

What if we encounter the proverbial irresistible force meets immovable object scenario here? That is, what if Driver A is driving at or below the speed limit but is sitting the the left lane (in violation of the law), and Driver B is using the left lane to pass but is exceeding the speed limit (in violation of the law)? We have two drivers, each violating a different part of the highways code. Furthermore, nowhere in the code itself is there a hierarchy that says “Violation B is more severe than Violation A, so in this situation the person perpetrating Violation A has right of way.”

You’ve argued that someone breaking the law by exceeding the speed limit has “no right” (your term) to expect someone to get out of his way. Do you also believe that someone breaking the law by traveling in the left lane when not passing has no right to expect accommodation from other road users?

Also, on the issue of enforcement, i wonder whether your “It’s not enforced, so…there is no such requirement” argument applies to the issue of speeding itself?

I ask because, in the two and a half years since i moved to southern California, it has become very clear to me that the speed limits posted on the freeways are not enforced. This is not to say that people never get pulled over for speeding, but simply to observe that no-one ever gets pulled over for exceeding the limit by less than 10-15 miles per hour. The signs on the freeways that say 65 are clearly not enforced.

On a typical day on the freeway, i drive at about 75 mph, sometimes 80 if traffic is lighter. Not only am i never the fastest car on the road, but i have never been pulled over, and i have frequently (it happened again just last week) been passed by CHP cruisers who were steaming along at 80 or 85 and were clearly just patrolling the freeway. Hell, about 6 months ago i even started a thread about it, asking exactly what speed you have to go in order to get pulled over in southern California.

So, if they never pull people over for going 75, does that mean that going 75 is, in your opinion, the moral equivalent of driving in the left lane? Does the fact that they never enforce the 65 mph limit mean that it really isn’t a requirement, as you’ve argued regarding the lane issue?

I ask all this, Dio, not because i’m heavily invested in your driving habits, but because i’m trying to work out why you appear so obtuse and intractable on issues where there really is some room for flexibility, where it would cost nothing to admit that there might not be a single, one-size-fits-all answer to the problem, and where it would also cost nothing to acknowledge that other people’s arguments might have some merit even when you don’t agree with them.

A few years ago, whenever i compiled a mental list of the “good guys” on the SDMB, you were always on it. I agree with many of the good things your defenders have said about you in this and other threads. Our politics are very similar on a whole variety of issues, you’re clearly very intelligent, and i even recognize in you some of the “fuck you” belligerence or dismissiveness that i sometimes have to consciously try to curb (with varying levels of success) in my own debating style. In the last year or so, though, it seems that your declarative absolutism has become the central feature of your posting style, and that you have become more concerned with trying to make other people angry than with trying to engage them. This might not be your intention, but that’s how it appears, even to people like me who have always liked you.

There was a time when i looked out for your posts when i was participating in a thread, because i knew you could be relied upon for some good material, and we often came down on the same side in political debates and other arguments. But now, even in cases where we’re both on the same side of an issue, i tend to avoid responding to your posts or backing you up in a debate, because too often you’re causing a trainwreck. Whether it’s football or freeway driving or parenting or whatever, there are now many threads that i find less enjoyable due to your participation, whereas your presence in a thread always used to be something that i looked forward to.

I recognize that you’re not here specifically for my amusement or my benefit, and if you feel that you’re getting what you want from the boards, then by all means ignore me completely. Nor am i asking that you eliminate your straight talk or your willingness to call it like you see it. It just seems to me that a tendency to declarative dismissals of other people’s arguments has more force when it’s employed a little more sparingly, rather than being used as a reflexive response to just about anyone who disagrees with you on even the most mundane issues.

Just MHO.