What is Planty saying?

I can’t hear what Robert Plant is saying in this short clip on YouTube. It seems like a good line, could someone quote it so I can take part in the fun?

(English is not my native language, sometimes it is hard to get what you foreigners are talking about.)

“Try and dress to the right.” Meaning tuck your testicles into the right trouser leg, which is presumably the authentic way to emulate Plant’s celebrated bulge.

My goodness! That’s what I thought he said but it didn’t make sense! Thank you very much! Good sport, that Planty. Great fun.

Not the beans so much as the frank, I think.
Sorry, Wakinyan, I forgot that slang might not be appropriate.

I’m pretty sure that “dressing” in a certain direction refers to the placement of the penis, not the testicles.

Well, generally where one goes, the others follow. Doing otherwise will tend to produce performance issues, especially if there are Tribute Groupies after the show “Hi, I’m Cindy and I play Pamela Des Barres!”