What is the best brand of toilet paper?

So, what is your favorite brand of toilet paper? (If your brand has more than one variety, please specify which one.)

I’m looking for something that is strong (won’t fall apart) and soft (not like sandpaper).

Thanks!

My GF buys the Seventh Generation shit that’s only slightly better than Scott, so I try to beat her to the store when we’re running low and spend the extra couple of bucks for Charmin(there’s the blue one and the red one; I can’t tell any difference between them) or Cottonelle.

Cottonelle is the favorite around my house. Soft, super-strong and you can get away with using so much less of it.

Scott is hands-down the best TP out there. I used to be a Charmin man (double roll) but the pipes in my house won’t take it.

Charmin Basic. That’s the red one, I think.

Charmin is my first choice, but will go for Cottonelle if its on sale at replacement time. Scott’s is no better than sandpaper, and I like myself too much to use that.

Soft and Gentle - a generic Charmin type. Soft enough, but not so much lint on my area and clogging of pipes.

And way cheaper, for something that is literally going to have shit on it :wink:

We use Cottonelle at my house, and only Cottonelle. I may have been swayed by the extremely cute “spokes-puppy” but I do prefer their “ridges” to anything quilted or flat.

Cottonelle is the best- it has cushy ripples, for god’s sake!

Scott. Everything else feels like I’m wiping my ass with cottonballs infused with lotion. No, thank you. Just give me some paper that will actually do the job and not tear apart.

Scott (or preferably the store-brand alternative) plus a couple of wet wipes keeps everything bright n’ shiny.

This, exactly. The cushier brands don’t have the structural integrity to wipe adequately. And Scott lasts for freakin EVER! We’d go through a roll a day of Charmin around here.

Angel Soft. Charmin leaves pilly residue on your ass.

I definitely don’t want any pilly residue.

The reason why I’m asking is because I need to buy toilet paper, and I don’t want to have to try every possible brand!

Cottonelle. I get the double rolls and the stuff seems to last forever.

Angel Soft - soft, less lint than the more expensive brands, easier on the pipes than several other varieties I’ve found, and, as my 9-year-old daughter says, “It doesn’t make me so itchy ‘down there.’”

Yes! This one too!

Cottonelle. Strong yet soft and it lasts a reasonable amount of time.

Scott :slight_smile:

Random generic store brand (varies depending on the store we happen to be in when we need to buy some). Gets the job done, soft enough, cheap and available in a double roll.