I have seen this photograph time and time again all over the internet.
In the background are two men in military gear, one carrying the other over the shoulder and holding a machine gun. In the foreground is a very fat boy also dressed in a military getup, though obviously not a real soldier.
The photo reads: “Don’t Worry, Sir, I’m From the Internet.”
What is the story behind this photo? Was the kid photoshopped in? Who are the two guys in the background and where are they?
It’s referring to the game Counter-Strike and the manner in which many 400 pound pale as freshly fallen snow players tend to envision themselves as real life bad men because they can point and click quickly.
Oh, and if I had to wager a guess, I’d say all 3 are playing airsoft.
The guy doing the carrying does seem to be walking awfully upright to be carrying a person on his shoulders.
I really know nothing about airsoft, but I suspect the picture is taken at some place for that or some other kind of game/simulation. The cable spool, fence sections, and little hut in the background would provide nice cover for such.
They’re airsofters or the like. Note that the fat kid has no insignia at all on uniform, which appears to be the old US woodland camo BDU or a variant of it. The other two guys each have uniforms different from his and also from each other. The fat kid’s M-4 has a commercial flash suppressor that is different from the one on an issue M-4. The FN MAG 58 the guy in the background is carrying has a picturesque length of what I’ll bet are dummy cartridges hanging off of it. When used from the bipod, it would more typically have a cloth bag attached that contains and protects the ammo belt.
They’re hobbyists wearing bits and pieces of military surplus gear and posing with their expensive toy guns. Fatty fatty fat fat does appear to be wearing a real Cold Steel push dagger on the suspender of his carry harness.
The two guys in the background are pretty clearly photoshopped in. His face is much too dark for the amount of light in the photo, and the depth doesn’t look right for the position in the photo. I’m guessing it’s from some movie, but I don’t know which.
The rest of the photo is some air soft competition field, and the kid is just some rich fat kid that has a lot of gear.
[minor hijack]How does an airsoft competition work? In paintball, its pretty easy to see if you’ve been hit, but I can’t imagine its particularly easy with airsoft pellets, especially if your all decked out in heavy clothing and a helmet, as the kid in the picture is[/hijack]
That fat white kid could be photoshoped in, or, the camera fired the flash. If the camera has a wide angle lens and the aperture wide open, since it does look overcast in the photo, it would create that look that we see where the fat kid looks real big and up close and the guy in the back looks “off”. The guy in the background could be really far away but we really don’t know for sure.
It’s obviously a staged photo and the guy could actually be carrying a real person, just more or less standing there vice walking around. The guy could be really strong and that kid on the back could be a waif.
A fireman’s carry doesn’t really require you to lean forward much. The weight is mostly on your shoulders, and thus over your pelvis. That’s kind of the point. It looks real to me. And as we used to say “Why would the Army buy ____s when we’ve got perfectly good soldiers right here?” In this case, ___ equals “carrying dummies”.
Interesting. I have friends who spent many years in the SCA, and in the bouts, fighters who didn’t admit hits were called “rhino hiders” - as in, their hides are as thick as rhinoceroses (rhinoceri?), and they couldn’t feel anything.
The usual solution was for one of the very feared, seasoned fighters to step in and pound them progressively harder and harder, until they were cured of the need to rhino hide.