I went to a BDSM picnic over the weekend, and that’s pretty much exactly it. I brought a four-bean salad. 
And no, I’m not kidding.
Just like
My husband made a request maybe five years ago and I just finally got the nerve to do it this past weekend.
It involved a certain type of thermometer.
I kind of think he’d forgotten ever asking, but he didn’t seem to dislike it.
Poor poor pitiful you.
Licentous Ectomorph:
Do you season that with 1,333-Island dressing?
Now she talks about her ex nonstop, but I don’t mind
But when she calls out his name in bed
That’s where I draw the line
You told me a hundred times how your father left and he’s gone
But I wish you wouldn’t call me daddy
When we’re gettin’ it on
I had a sexual partner who didn’t like it when I got up after coming to use the bathroom. She wanted me to pee in her instead.
Not on her. IN her.
I don’t get it… 
Never shocked, baffled, or weirded out. I guess I’m not easily shockable.
Surprised, yes. Oh yes.
SHAKES, I’ve just checked with my Uncle Lucy down in Hell, and you’ll be happy to know you’re NOT going to hell for that. You’re going to hell for many other reasons.
I don’t know if it was a request or just something she said… like her catchphrase or what not… but we were in coitus… I was finishing up… she knew I was speeding up to arrive… and as I was arriving… she screamed “Stick it in my ass!” in the most Rosie Perez-ish voice possible.
I honestly didn’t know what to do… I certainly WOULD have if she had said it a little earlier but…ummm… there was no time for that…and she never mentioned anything about it again…
The voice… completely unlike her regular voice… is what made it really bizarre.
Uncle Lucy?
Was he the one married to SHAKES’ Aunt Ricky?
Lucy being short for Lucifer.
Sometimes I don’t know why I even bother with the smartassedness.
OH Skald!
WHY CAN’T I SING AT THE CLUB?!? WAAAAAAA!
It weirded me out the first time my ex requested that I call him “Daddy”. Since then, I got used to it and notice many, many guys like it. Go figure.
The weirdest probably has to be the guy that said he was into choking- me choking him, him choking me. For me, I found I like to just have the guy’s hands around my neck, but still be able to breath fully (it’s hot because he’s all strong and manly 
), but he actually liked me to make it so he couldn’t breath. That was. . . odd.
Public sex.
I once had a girlfriend who liked to do the deed in public places. I guess the thrill of being caught turned her on.
But I gotta admit - getting a BJ in a sleeping bag in a room with probably 40 or 50 other people in it was sorta unique.
A lot girls like to call me daddy. I just accept it now.
These youngs girls won’t let me be.
I can onestly say I have never had any woman ask me to do anything weird. Guess it comes with me being me.
While I’m sure there’s such a thing a four-bean salad, the more common “x-bean salad” is three-bean salad. And of course, Thousand Island dressing is a very common salad dressing. So three-bean salad :: Thousand Island dressing, four-bean salad :: 1,333 Island dressing.
Not my best attempt at humor, I guess. Sorry.
Three bean salad is a typical pot-luck dish. I’ve never heard of “four bean salad”. So the idea is that four-thirds of a three bean salad would be served with four-thirds of a thousand island dressing.