[QUOTE=Lord Il Palazzo]
What, if I may ask, is a BDSM potluck? I’ve got the mental image of someone showing up at the door in a leather dominatrix outfit carrying a whip and a green bean casserole.
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I went to a BDSM picnic over the weekend, and that’s pretty much exactly it. I brought a four-bean salad. 
And no, I’m not kidding.
[QUOTE=lisacurl]
That would never work in our house… it would degenerate into slapstick.
“We are so poor we don’t eeeven haff a language… just a stooopeeed acksent!”
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Just like
My husband made a request maybe five years ago and I just finally got the nerve to do it this past weekend.
It involved a certain type of thermometer.
I kind of think he’d forgotten ever asking, but he didn’t seem to dislike it.
[QUOTE=Sean Factotum]
I met a girl at the Rainbow Bar. She asked me if I’d beat her. She took me back to the Hyatt House …
I don’t want to talk about it.
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Poor poor pitiful you.
Licentous Ectomorph:
Do you season that with 1,333-Island dressing?
[QUOTE=Larry Mudd]
#1:
Wear her late father’s clothes.
Ewww ewwww ewww ewww ewww.
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Now she talks about her ex nonstop, but I don’t mind
But when she calls out his name in bed
That’s where I draw the line
You told me a hundred times how your father left and he’s gone
But I wish you wouldn’t call me daddy
When we’re gettin’ it on
I had a sexual partner who didn’t like it when I got up after coming to use the bathroom. She wanted me to pee in her instead.
Not on her. IN her.
[QUOTE=cmkeller]
Do you season that with 1,333-Island dressing?
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I don’t get it… 
Never shocked, baffled, or weirded out. I guess I’m not easily shockable.
Surprised, yes. Oh yes.
[QUOTE=SHAKES]
I just admited on this board ,not too long ago, that one lady friend of mine wanted me to put on a dress. I obliged. I couldn’t for the life of me keep a straight face tho".
On the flip side; I once asked this muslim girl I was dating to put on that hood thingy they wear as she gave me a BJ. She did and now I’m pretty sure I’m going to the 9th circle of Hell.
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SHAKES, I’ve just checked with my Uncle Lucy down in Hell, and you’ll be happy to know you’re NOT going to hell for that. You’re going to hell for many other reasons.
I don’t know if it was a request or just something she said… like her catchphrase or what not… but we were in coitus… I was finishing up… she knew I was speeding up to arrive… and as I was arriving… she screamed “Stick it in my ass!” in the most Rosie Perez-ish voice possible.
I honestly didn’t know what to do… I certainly WOULD have if she had said it a little earlier but…ummm… there was no time for that…and she never mentioned anything about it again…
The voice… completely unlike her regular voice… is what made it really bizarre.
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer]
SHAKES, I’ve just checked with my Uncle Lucy down in Hell, and you’ll be happy to know you’re NOT going to hell for that. You’re going to hell for many other reasons.
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Uncle Lucy?
Was he the one married to SHAKES’ Aunt Ricky?
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]
Uncle Lucy?
Was he the one married to SHAKES’ Aunt Ricky?
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Lucy being short for Lucifer.
Sometimes I don’t know why I even bother with the smartassedness.
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer]
Lucy being short for Lucifer.
Sometimes I don’t know why I even bother with the smartassedness.
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OH Skald!
WHY CAN’T I SING AT THE CLUB?!? WAAAAAAA!
It weirded me out the first time my ex requested that I call him “Daddy”. Since then, I got used to it and notice many, many guys like it. Go figure.
The weirdest probably has to be the guy that said he was into choking- me choking him, him choking me. For me, I found I like to just have the guy’s hands around my neck, but still be able to breath fully (it’s hot because he’s all strong and manly 
), but he actually liked me to make it so he couldn’t breath. That was. . . odd.
Public sex.
I once had a girlfriend who liked to do the deed in public places. I guess the thrill of being caught turned her on.
But I gotta admit - getting a BJ in a sleeping bag in a room with probably 40 or 50 other people in it was sorta unique. 
A lot girls like to call me daddy. I just accept it now.
[QUOTE=RealityChuck]
Poor poor pitiful you.
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These youngs girls won’t let me be.
I can onestly say I have never had any woman ask me to do anything weird. Guess it comes with me being me.
[QUOTE=Licentious Ectomorph]
I don’t get it…
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While I’m sure there’s such a thing a four-bean salad, the more common “x-bean salad” is three-bean salad. And of course, Thousand Island dressing is a very common salad dressing. So three-bean salad :: Thousand Island dressing, four-bean salad :: 1,333 Island dressing.
Not my best attempt at humor, I guess. Sorry.
[QUOTE=Licentious Ectomorph]
I don’t get it…
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Three bean salad is a typical pot-luck dish. I’ve never heard of “four bean salad”. So the idea is that four-thirds of a three bean salad would be served with four-thirds of a thousand island dressing.