I laughed. 
Okay.
Well, not that anyone asked, but my bean salad has green beans, yellow beans, kidney beans, and chick peas. Plus chopped onions. Marinated in vinegar, corn oil and sugar .
It’s fabulous.
And I’m laughing that a sexual degeneracy thread has degenerated into a recipe thread!
I guess the sadistic part is the chickpeas?
Sexual degenerates gotta eat too, ya know. :dubious:
I’m always the one that gets the “Umm, yeah. Can we do that next time?” What the hell? Do I just find the most vanilla guys out there?
Licentous Ectomorph:
They do??? :eek:
So that’s why the sexual degenerates I’d been keeping in my terrarium keep dying! :smack:
(Runs out to get ingredients for four-bean salad)
Probably the one who liked public sex. I’m a reasonably private person, so doing it doggie-style while she was bent over the hood of the car in the Pike Place Parking Garage in the middle of the day was a bit of an adventure for me. I kept wanting to wave to cars as they drove by in the next aisle.
I’ve had enough women call me Daddy that it no longer seems weird to me. However, the fact that one was ten years my senior was interesting. Even more interesting was that she programmed her cell phone to report calls from me as Daddy. I called her once, and when her daughter happened to see the call, she said, “Um…isn’t Granddad dead?”
Pffft. My next weekend.
Just set up flares next time.
I’ve never been asked to do anything weird. That, however, is more due to the fact that I don’t consider that many sexual acts to be weird. It’s more likely to be a somewhat normal-seeming one that gets me.
Current Google ad: “Garage Parking Guide”
I’m wondering how useful that would have been to silenus if he’d had one beforehand.
Don’t my “I Love Lucy” jokes rate a mention? <sulks> <pouts>
I laughed Bosda.
The description I was given of the BDSM potluck I was invited to was, “Everyone brings a dish, we eat, then we all have BDSM sex in a great big group on a bunch of matresses pushed together in the middle of the living room.” :eek:
That does not happen to be my particular kink so I declined, but I would like to go on record right now and say that there is absolutely nothing wrong with having sex in public. It has to be done with someone who understands and/or shares that kink though, because one of my exes freaked out and had a panic attack because he was afraid we would get caught. Wimp.
You’re into public sex, musical theatre, and PBS? How you doin?
I’m doin good, baby, how *you * doin?
Get a room, you two.
Or a parking garage. Whichever.
Nothing that would measure up. I guess I’m boring.
I did have sex with my first girlfriend in the cornfield at her parents’ farm. That was kind of hot. Nobody could possibly have seen us, but we were in bright sunlight and saw the sky. Highly erotic.
Then again, that was the weekend of my first sexual experience so eeeeeeeeeverything was highly erotic. Raking the freakin’ leaves was a turn-on.
Cartooniverse
My girlfriend wanted to have sex at her father’s office–he was an MD–on an exam table.