Wow. I have no idea what it says about me that I thought it was a semen joke.
Nothing good. Though I personally suspected that 1333 had some esoteric sexual significance of which I was unaware.
Turns out it was just a geeky math joke. Gotta love the Dope. Where else does even a thread about deviant sexual proclivities provoke math jokes and I Love Lucy references? (I laughed to Bosda.)
While we were having sex, he wanted to hear all about the guy I last had sex with - how I seduced him, what the exact physical sensations were, what he looked like during, etc. He just couldn’t keep it up unless I went on, at length. I don’t think he really wanted to be doing a girl. I was also seeing a voyeur at the same time I was dating that guy, and his interest in the last guy I did was way different than this guy. Gosh, that doesn’t parse well on re-read, but I don’t think I can make it make sense.
Many years ago I was dating a woman who wanted to be dominated, used as my sex slave and put on display for all my friends. I knew all that going into the relationship so it was no surprise.
However, one night she suddenly mentioned that she had been reading about something called “fisting”, and thought it might be interesting . . .
It is really something to watch a woman have continuous orgasms for 45 minutes.
Two Words:
Rubik’s Snake
Just checked out the link…
Friday… chili dinner… why, oh why? :eek:
Here’s a hint. The S and M letters in BDSM aren’t just for show. One reflects the type of person who would serve chili at a large gathering of people who will be engaged in kinky activities. The other the type of person who would consume chili at a large gathering of people who will be engaged in kinky activities.
Enjoy,
Steven
I guess the most bizarre for me would be the girl who often made hints and aside comments about drinking my piss and me drinking hers. Never during the actual act of sex, though, but out of the blue while we were on the subway, for instance. “You’d drink my piss, wouldn’t you?”
Several times while we’d be having sex I’d have to get up and take a piss, and when I came back she’d be masturbating and wouldn’t let me back in; instead she’d grab my junk and lick the tip, as if to catch any remaining drops that might have been clinging on. Another time we were just sitting around the apartment and my friend was using the bathroom before he left- he had a long drive home- and I really had to pee. I jokingly suggested that since the bathroom was occupied, I do it into an ice tray and stick it in the freezer, that way she could use the cubes in her drinks. She became extremely turned on and the moment my friend walked out the door, she attacked me and screwed the hell out of me. I think she really wanted to experiment with it but was afraid to come right out and ask for it during sex.
Forgot to mention- sorry for the double post- she was the same girl that would have sex with me during her period, then hop off and enthusiastically go down on me. It was simultaneously a turn-on and somewhat gross, as she would periodically have to stop to pull gooey chunks from her mouth, then she’d get right back to work. Then she’d sit on it again for a while, then oral again, etc.
I guess that technically wasn’t a bizarre sexual request, she just did it all on her own.
Wow, that was probably the grossest thing I have read on here in a long time. :eek:
Oh god that was disgusting. :eek:
Jeez. I think I just found the thing that grosses and weirds me out.
Next time try this.
Or not.
If ever we needed a pukey smiley…
[QUOTE=pbbth]
I once went out with a guy who on our first date asked me to go to a BDSM potluck with him…does that count? /QUOTE]
I keep picturing someone being handcuffed and forced to eat jello salad… 
One of my personal faves. 
cmkeller: good one. 
pbbth- Hi there, babe.
I am a bit weirded out about requests to be Choked. BDSM- as in “spank me Daddy!” is OK by me, but nothing too painful or dangerous.
I met a girl once and she hinted strongly she was into Rape fantasies and that’s what she wanted as a “First Date”. Too scary for me. 20 years in Prison becuase no one believed that I thought that “she was asking for it, really!” is too much of a risk. Now, later on in the relationship, maybe.
Yeah, that one usually leaves an awkward moment for me (the one asking).
I’ve done a lot of bizarre sexual things, but the one that freaked me out was when a female wanted sex with me. I’m a gay male so I consider that a bizarre sexual request that totally wierds me out.
Oh, I’ll do it. I like being the top. In fact a little choking (with a whip or something) while doggy style can be fun. Or my hands on your neck while you’re on top or pinned under me. I had a GF would simply would not climax during actual sex. But once- during anal with a leash tighened around her neck just right- WHAMMO!
But it needs to be discussed off-line, not during the heat of the moment, to make sure both know what the other wants. Giving someone bruises on the neck when that’ll cause problems at work is a BAD thing.
Here’s what I suggest- during post-coital snuggling, quitely say, “Wow, that was great. Hey, anything you’d like to try next time?” He’ll say something like anal or you dressing in garter-belt and stockings or whatever. If it’s not too weird for you, agree. They you say “You know, sometimes, I like to be controled, maybe with a little choking, not too hard, not so that I can’t really breathe or it’ll leave bruises, but it’s kind of a turn on sometimes”. Then, later, if you *really do * want to be choked harder, then mention it.
Weirdest request I EVER had was a guy who asked, begged in fact, that I use my teeth!