What Is The Most Bizarre Sexual Request You've Received From A Partner?

[ShelliBean]

@DrDeth

Here’s what I suggest- …

I appreciate the suggestions. My past partners were either really uncomfortable with it (I suspect for the same reasons as you stated in a previous post). Now my husband just isn’t that into it. He’ll try, but a half-hearted effort really isn’t worth it to me.

I don’t have anything that’s ever raised my eyebrows, but a friend did have a guy ask repeatedly to urinate in her when he was done, and another that requested to watch while she shit in a bucket. Apparently her excretory system holds a mystical lure to multiple men.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@DrDeth

One of my personal faves.
cmkeller: good one.

pbbth- Hi there, babe.
I am a bit weirded out about requests to be Choked. BDSM- as in “spank me Daddy!” is OK by me, but nothing too painful or dangerous.

I met a girl once and she hinted strongly she was into Rape fantasies and that’s what she wanted as a “First Date”. Too scary for me. 20 years in Prison becuase no one believed that I thought that “she was asking for it, really!” is too much of a risk. Now, later on in the relationship, maybe.

You simply must tape such an encounter, from start (defined as the request) to finish (pillow talk afterwards) if you want to avoid jail time.

[934spe]

@Skald the Rhymer

You simply must tape such an encounter, from start (defined as the request) to finish (pillow talk afterwards) if you want to avoid jail time.

Or you can at least sell the video online to help pay for your legal defense fees.

[corkboard]

@melondeca

Wow, that was probably the grossest thing I have read on here in a long time. :eek:

Considering some of the stuff I’ve read on these boards, that’s saying something.

This is something I’ll just never understand about some women- here’s this girl who gets off on some fairly disgusting things, but one comment from me about wanting to cum on her face is what almost broke us up. She was totally freaked out about just the idea of it, and asked me just who I thought she was to allow me to do something like that, etc. <shakes head and wanders off>

[CookingWithGas]

@DrDeth

Giving someone bruises on the neck when that’ll cause problems at work is a BAD thing.

Death is also undesirable. :eek:

[CookingWithGas]

@McNew

This is something I’ll just never understand about some women- here’s this girl who gets off on some fairly disgusting things, but one comment from me about wanting to cum on her face is what almost broke us up. She was totally freaked out about just the idea of it, and asked me just who I thought she was to allow me to do something like that, etc. <shakes head and wanders off>

OK, on cross-examination, what were the digusting things she liked? Just so we are comparing apples to apples here.

[Thalion]

@CookingWithGas

OK, on cross-examination, what were the digusting things she liked? Just so we are comparing apples to apples here.

Read post #69 (how appropriate!) above. I think you’ll see McNew’s point.

[ShelliBean]

@CookingWithGas

Death is also undesirable. :eek:

I’ve never requested it from anyone I didn’t fully trust, and I chose a safe word that is understandable through gasps. and no, I’m not going to tell it because discussing fetishes online is somehow OK, and giving out my safe word is somehow too intimate. I have no idea why my mind works the way it does.

[Beadalin]

@Apricot

While we were having sex, he wanted to hear all about the guy I last had sex with - how I seduced him, what the exact physical sensations were, what he looked like during, etc.

Me too! And I gotta say that I wasn’t comfortable with it. I’ll go to town on all sorts of physical stuff, but somehow that felt like an invasion of my privacy AND the privacy of the other guy.

[Licentious_Ectomorph]

@McNew

This is something I’ll just never understand about some women- here’s this girl who gets off on some fairly disgusting things, but one comment from me about wanting to cum on her face is what almost broke us up. She was totally freaked out about just the idea of it, and asked me just who I thought she was to allow me to do something like that, etc. <shakes head and wanders off>

Well, it does burn if it gets in the eyes.

[corkboard]

@CookingWithGas

OK, on cross-examination, what were the digusting things she liked? Just so we are comparing apples to apples here.

As Thalion said, my two posts upthread were mainly what I was referring to. The only other thing that made her objection (from post #84) so surprising was that she loved- LOVED- giving me head. Told me she could do it all day. As I would leak pre-cum, she would say “oops! can’t let that go to waste!” and lick it up as it dripped down the shaft. Always told me how much she loved the taste of it, and one night she came over to cook me dinner and jerked me off onto the food on her plate before we sat down to eat.

So, that kind of thing.

[Dragwyr]

@McNew

As Thalion said, my two posts upthread were mainly what I was referring to. The only other thing that made her objection (from post #84) so surprising was that she loved- LOVED- giving me head. Told me she could do it all day. As I would leak pre-cum, she would say “oops! can’t let that go to waste!” and lick it up as it dripped down the shaft. Always told me how much she loved the taste of it, and one night she came over to cook me dinner and jerked me off onto the food on her plate before we sat down to eat.

So, that kind of thing.

And I think we have a winner here.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Antinor01

I’ve done a lot of bizarre sexual things, but the one that freaked me out was when a female wanted sex with me. I’m a gay male so I consider that a bizarre sexual request that totally wierds me out.

Hey, expand your horizons, dude! I’m a straight male, and I didn’t think it was bizarre to be hit on by another man on the two or three times it’s happened.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Skald the Rhymer

Hey, expand your horizons, dude! I’m a straight male, and I didn’t think it was bizarre to be hit on by another man on the two or three times it’s happened.

By the way, I don’t mean that you need to start sleeping with women when I say to expand your horizons. I just mean that…
hmm, I’m not sure what I mean. Just what I DON’T mean.

[Antinor01]

@Skald the Rhymer

Hey, expand your horizons, dude! I’m a straight male, and I didn’t think it was bizarre to be hit on by another man on the two or three times it’s happened.

The part that was the most bizarre was that she knew I was gay, I told her several times, and it wasn’t even like an “I want to convert a gay guy” thing…it was more like that’s why she wanted to. The whole thing was just really wierd the way it played out.

[Dorjan]

@McNew

As Thalion said, my two posts upthread were mainly what I was referring to. The only other thing that made her objection (from post #84) so surprising was that she loved- LOVED- giving me head. Told me she could do it all day. As I would leak pre-cum, she would say “oops! can’t let that go to waste!” and lick it up as it dripped down the shaft. Always told me how much she loved the taste of it, and one night she came over to cook me dinner and jerked me off onto the food on her plate before we sat down to eat.

So, that kind of thing.

Did she ever pan fry it?

[AskNott]

I met a girl at a party who said she’d do me if I beat her first. So, I got out the Trivial Pursuit game. I won, of course, and she kept her promise.

[corkboard]

@Dorjän

Did she ever pan fry it?

mmmmmmm, nope. She probably would have found that disgusting.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Antinor01

The part that was the most bizarre was that she knew I was gay, I told her several times, and it wasn’t even like an “I want to convert a gay guy” thing…it was more like that’s why she wanted to. The whole thing was just really wierd the way it played out.

Hmm. In that case, a better analogy from my own life would be white women who’ve wanted to sleep with me because I’m black, and miscegenation, in ther minds, is wrong; that is, the desire had little to do with me as a person and more to do with their own weird mores.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Antinor01

The part that was the most bizarre was that she knew I was gay, I told her several times, and it wasn’t even like an “I want to convert a gay guy” thing…it was more like that’s why she wanted to. The whole thing was just really wierd the way it played out.

Hmm. In that case, a better analogy from my own life would be white women who’ve wanted to sleep with me because I’m black, and miscegenation, in their minds, is wrong; that is, the desire had little to do with me as a person and more to do with their own weird mores.