Or The Enigma:
http://www.atomicbooks.com/43/promoimages/enigma.jpg
I knew a girl that had JUICY tattoed on the back of her neck. I guess she wanted you to know what you were getting.
My friend, Fernando, got the inside of his lower lip tatooed. Whenver he wants now, he can just pull it down so the aghast person in from of him can read “SUCKA”. 
Most bizarre tattoo I ever saw was online, in one of BME’s subsections, I think it was Extreme or Hard, and was a photo of a man, naked, taken from behind as he bent over and spread his cheeks. His entire legs, upper thighs, butt, hips, back, and as he showed in great detail, even his anus (ouch!!), were completely covered in tattoos of winged erect penises & sperm. Wow. I don’t think I can find it again if I tried and I really don’t know if I’d want to.
Damn. I was all set to talk about my friend with the 6 Transformer tattoos placed variously around his body (he won’t say where 2 of them are) and all at least 6 inches high, but y’all have got me beat.
Is it more interesting if I tell you that he’s got himself 1/2 Decepticon, 1/2 Autobot?