What is the top speed of the Wienermobile?

“Everyone who drives slower than you is an idiot. Everyone who drives faster than you is a maniac.” - George Carlin

Why haven’t I seen that as an album cover?

Why stop at album cover? Watch for my entire line of Weinermobile CHristmas Cards, calendars, coasters, laptop skins and posters.

With 2% of all profits going to gaffa’s home for troubled teens.

“As an entertainer, I believe in giving back to the community, so I do a lot of work with unwed mothers. You know, just helping them get their start.” - Steve Martin

Speaking of thermodynamics, does it go faster if it’s chili?

Rumor has it they’re based here in Madison, but I’ve never seen them lined up in a parking lot. This is where the corporate headquarters are, and I see Weinermobiles on the street once in a while – maybe once a year, which I guess is more frequently than most people see them.

I think the OP is planning a heist.

Not exactly, but Soderbergh is being very insistent that my Ocean’s Fourteen script is factually accurate.

At least 14 Pork Ass-Lips per hour.

Do they ever pass out hotdogs?

I hate hotdogs* but if I had one from them I would enjoy it.
*Pinks doesn’t count.

They race for pinks.

Heehee. FTW!

I remember seeing that lot in Madison many, many years ago (like the early 90s) even thought I couldn’t tell you where it is. I just rember driving by thinking “holy cow, I’ve never seen the weinermobile before and now here’s a whole parking lot full.”

:smiley:

Three years ago I passed a church in Galveston, TX that was running some sort of program for troubled pregnancies. It had a large sign on the lawn that simply read:

Pregnant?
Need Help?

I really wish I’d snapped a pic of that. It would’ve become my favorite t-shirt.

I did that once, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

“Pinks” means what in this context?

This?

Yes. Proof that God loves us.

How well would this (non-Jewish) Puka hot dog drive in comparison?