“Everyone who drives slower than you is an idiot. Everyone who drives faster than you is a maniac.” - George Carlin
Why haven’t I seen that as an album cover?
Why stop at album cover? Watch for my entire line of Weinermobile CHristmas Cards, calendars, coasters, laptop skins and posters.
With 2% of all profits going to gaffa’s home for troubled teens.
“As an entertainer, I believe in giving back to the community, so I do a lot of work with unwed mothers. You know, just helping them get their start.” - Steve Martin
Speaking of thermodynamics, does it go faster if it’s chili?
Rumor has it they’re based here in Madison, but I’ve never seen them lined up in a parking lot. This is where the corporate headquarters are, and I see Weinermobiles on the street once in a while – maybe once a year, which I guess is more frequently than most people see them.
I think the OP is planning a heist.
Not exactly, but Soderbergh is being very insistent that my Ocean’s Fourteen script is factually accurate.
At least 14 Pork Ass-Lips per hour.
Do they ever pass out hotdogs?
I hate hotdogs* but if I had one from them I would enjoy it.
*Pinks doesn’t count.
They race for pinks.
Heehee. FTW!
I remember seeing that lot in Madison many, many years ago (like the early 90s) even thought I couldn’t tell you where it is. I just rember driving by thinking “holy cow, I’ve never seen the weinermobile before and now here’s a whole parking lot full.”
Three years ago I passed a church in Galveston, TX that was running some sort of program for troubled pregnancies. It had a large sign on the lawn that simply read:
Pregnant?
Need Help?
I really wish I’d snapped a pic of that. It would’ve become my favorite t-shirt.
I did that once, I couldn’t cut the mustard.
“Pinks” means what in this context?
Yes. Proof that God loves us.
How well would this (non-Jewish) Puka hot dog drive in comparison?