I’m glad I took the time to actually click through those links in random order. That was QUITE amusing and hilarious, as they just got more and more out there. I liked the “How do I make myself milkable?” one best, as it totally caught me off guard.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face for the day.
I’ve seen this sort of thing before. It’s almost as if there were some sort of game going on somewhere, where someone sees how far they can get before the whole IP address/posting style thing gets sorted out and they get the boot. Speaking of boots, one shouldn’t wear boots without one of those thingies that goes over your feet; I forget what they’re called.
I sincerely hope he isn’t a troll. It just makes the world a more entertaining place to think that people like this actually survive childhood without accidentally drowning on their own apparently appealing bodily fluids.
Don’t ask me why, but I get the distinct impression he isn’t English at all; seems like he goes out of his way to force a non-US spelling or word into every post in an almost unnatural way.
As in, if he wanted to write…
“Why do all cars put the spare in the trunk?”
…he’d go out of his way to write
“I’ve realised every saloon I’ve owned from Vauxhall to Caterham utilises boot space for the spare tyre? Why not on the running-boards lorry-style, eh wot?”
You fucking twat, you beat me to it!
Sadly, we previously had a poster who gushed about how he wanted to increase the enjoyment of smelling his own farts, and then seemed astonished that he was alone in this…activity. Later it was learned he was a sock. I don’t think this is him, though-their posting styles are too different.
(As for women’s suffrage, it’s one more vote to cancel out his idiocy, perhaps?)
