Given his somewhat cryptic original phrasing, and his explanation thereof, maybe we oughta give the kid a crack at that 14 Kqhdo* riddle/thread nobody ever solved…
*I don’t remember what the actual puzzle was, but y’all know the one I mean
Perhaps we’d be able to better appreciate your posts if we knew you better as a person. I strongly recommend that you flesh out your profile to grant us a better understanding of your heritage, upbringing, and unique perspective in life. For instance, a URL like this one (http://homepages.theonion.com/PersonalPages/jAnchower/) could be linked directly to your personal profile elsewhere on the web. Food for thought.
No really, are you him?
Interior crocodile alligator,
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
And how awesome is that? 
and shit
I would like to take this time to endorse any and all Super Kapowzler threads. Super Kapowzler’s genius is profound in realms of linguistic subtlety unseen since the heyday of Bob Dylan. To close a Super Kapowzler thread is to look upon the divine scripture of life and creation’s greatest meaning, and slam it shut before your very eyes, e’er to dwell in ignorance of the utmost truths of existence.
On an unrelated note, I would also like to endorse Polar Ice Canadian Vodka.
And shit.
Hippity hip, I’m the K-to-the-Z,
Slangin’ straight shit on the SDMB,
cock-block my post wit u neg-tiv-itee,
but don’t spock-lock ma thread in ur café-sciety.
WHAT IS WRONG WIT YOU?
Beepin’ an shit, like you R2D2
Shuttin’ me down like a detention level,
trash compactor ,
then lockin’ me up wit your moderator
tractor beam.
WHAT IS WRONG WIT YOU?
And you didn’t want to tip your hand because?
You wanted to ask a question, and you wanted to get answers to the question, but you didn’t want anyone to actually know you’d asked a question; is that the premise we’re working from here?
Shit, there goes another irony-meter. Have you any idea how much these things cost and shit?
14 k of g in a f p d and shit.
I for one like the guy a lot. He’s not breaking any major rules, and he’s not bothering anyone. Let the guy slide.
Wait – I’d always pictured 12 345* as a man. If he/she is going to the ladies’ rooms, something is out of sync with the universe.
*In japanese: ichi 1, ni 2, san 3, shi 4, go 5
He’ll spill his beer?
I burning your shit!
Now I’m wanting to see the thread that was shut down.
Don’t tell me, it was even more difficult to parse than this one?
I was walking by a very young couple in the park yesterday, while walking my dog. He was totally working the gangsta wannabe wardrobe and as I walked by I overheard the girl say, “Dude, stop talking like that I can’t understand you, just speak English already.” You could kind of see on his face that he wanted to impress the girl and she said it kind of gently. I wanted to scream, “True that!”, but being over 50, I resisted the urge.
Okay, now I see.
Nutter, and shit, got it.
Apparently you don’t remember your welcome back thread. I’m not sure why I do. I mean, come on, if the SEC isn’t a gimmick, I don’t know what is!
Totally incomprehensible, but a great title: Dear Chicks: This is some Shit I gotta Axe you 'Bout. Also closed down was Hey, Admins, YOU’RE A FUCKIN HOLDOUT!
Sorry 'Powz, but you’re wrong about the SDMB. This place is not only about D&D, WoW and Star Wars. It’s about obsessing over kittehs too!
Now who inflicted that upon this very messageboard?
Also, I’m very pro-Kapowzler. Is there really a witch hunt brewing?