Rick-Dickulous! I have 8 inches when fully erect and we did a cheap porno movie in the late 60’s on the West Georgia College Campus in Carrollton Georgia, which I am told is still circulating today. My female lead was called “Vulveeta”.
I think she got her name from a cheap novel… Who knows?
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Jolly Sun. No sh!t.
.:Nichol:.
I’ll do this again:
Nervous Wells. More a gangster name than a porn name. Probably a snitch.
Pookie Ellis
Paska Vastertlanden…
Doesn’t translate very well, does it? 
I always heard it was your first pet’s name and your mother’s maiden name, and that your soap opera name was your middle name and the name of the street you grew up on. Hmmm, crazy Canadian rules, I guess.
Your way: Spooky Beston
Canadian way (which I like better): Spooky Stephenson
Well, I used the stage name Vxthoug’daht when I did those productions in Japan.
Misha Fitzwilliam.
Mine is Leonard 37th. Pitiful.
But my wife’s is Tiffany Skylark, which is a GREAT porno name!
Either Squeezer Vines or Squeezer Nicholson.
I had a black lab named Squeezer. After him came Snapper, then Buster. Great fodder for porn names there 
Oh, I’m only thinking of my dogs. I also had turtles named Shellby and Shelldon.
Pussy Queens - not making this up
Now I a porn name what the heck do I do with it?
Retief
Snooper Highway 3
Kelly Ridgewood!
Tomasina Crescent
Shep Bloomfield, checking on.
Trinity Walton
I love mine.
Bimbo Starling
Tigger Central
Callie Steuben
Not really porn-y at all.
Buck Highland