What is your porn name?

Polly West Highland. It’s classy.

Newy-Newy Beechwood

wow.

Rusty Woodbend.

Eh.

Charlie Perch.

Shelby Lynnwood.

Zachias Cemetary. It’s goth porn.

Zachias Cemetery. It’s mispelled porn. :smack:

Dana Thrift.

Sounds like a housewares logo.

Now that I think about it, this sounds more “Civil War Officer” than “Porn Star”.

You had a pet named Bimbo? Did you ever have to call it? “Heeeere, Bimbo…” :eek:

sweet…

Willie Mobile

My street name is far, far too preposterous to even post here. So I’m going to have to go with the street that my backyard bordered on…

Goldie Electric

Now, that’s not too bad…Well, except that it makes a better name for a vibrator than a porn star.

Note that I had two pets (goldfish): Goldie and Floppy. Needless to say, I did not choose Floppy as an appropriate porn name! :smiley:

Tuck Huntersley

Frisky Leopard

Pepsi Loma!

The porn star that refreshens.

Spunky North-Gosnell.

Uh huh huh huh…“Spunk.”

Pretty Boy La Cuesta.

(Now that’s ridiculous.)

Scamper Hartford.

Hmm.

Trixie Westwood.

Which might actually work, if only I didn’t have a penis.

So how does that keep you out of using that name, if it’s the right kind of film? <ducks>