Spot Martin
Upon review not a very reputable porn name.
Hmmm… So I just answer one of those “Amazing Breasts Overnight!” spams and start my lucrative new career as a she-male, huh? Why didn’t I think of that before!
Oh yeah: 
Well…
Mine would be Stoney Canning.
But Stoney was a pet rock.
If you count actual pets, it would be
Hot Tuna Eighth. Hot Tuna was a goldfish… if you’re after a mammal,
Mocha Knowsley.
That’s the best of the bunch, and still not impressive.
Pepper Chatfield.
Hmmm. Spicy in a low-budget kind of way.
We got it when I was seven and I named it after a cat in an Enid Blyton book. See?. My parents never told me what it meant. Evil parents.
I haven’t read this thread, but…
Weren’t Betty Boop’s friends “Bimbo” and “Kinko”?
Princess Chicago.
I forsee problems with a name like that…
Tom Willow
If only I were a dude
Casey Three Mile
I don’t know what that sounds like.
Pepper Ranier
Shep Darley - more like a lapdance club owner.
Muggins MacDougall
Apparently, I’ll be doing lots of Scottish porn. Up yer kilt!
Um … it depends on whether you go by the pets in the house when I was born, or the first pet that was MINE. (I’ll go for the second one.)
Star Indianola.
(The first name’s OK, but the last name just sucks ass!)
I don’t remember which pet came first, but here’s the first pet who’s name I actually remember:
Fluffy Fourmile
I don’t really know what to make of that…
Gavin Sweaburg - if you use the name Sweaburg Road)
Gavin 7 - if you use County Road 7
It’s the same road, just has two names.
We always played this with our middle name and the street we grew up on. Given those criteria my good friend Adele is the all time champion. I present . . .
JOY WOODCOCK
Sneaky 69 - I kid you not.
Oh, no…nobody’s calling me “Cleopatra Wightman”! :dubious:
Harry Front.