What literary characters do you have a crush on?

Note that I wrote “literary” rather than fictional. I’m sure there are any number of posters here who’d commit murder in defense of Willow Rosenberg, but in those cases they’re just as likely to be enamored of Alyson Hannigan. (Of course, if you’re NOT enamored of Alyson Hannigan, I’m worried about you.) :wink: I’d also like to disqualify comic book characters. What I’m wondering about is conjunction of vivid characterization and the reader’s imagination combining to make the reader think, “Ah, if only I lived on Tellus Secundus–I could court Ira Weatheral’s beautiful daughter Hamadryad.”

My own answer isn’t Hamadryad, by the way; it’s Minerva Long, the computer-turned-woman from Time Enough for Love. Even though she had the colossal bad taste to do Lazarus Long.

Anybody else?

A Russian Lit professor (whose name escapes me) once said " War and Peace is not about war, and it’s not about peace. It’s about falling in love with Natasha." If you are a male with any heterosexual inclinations at all, then by the time you finish the novel, you will be in love with Natasha. You do not have a choice. Tolstoy pushes all of your buttons.

I agree with you on Minerva Long. She is amazing.

I would also add Lt. Saavik from Star Trek. Not because of the movies, but because of Vonda McIntire’s novels of the second and third movies.

I agree. Trapped in the TrekVerse with a time travel device, I’d be tempted to murder everyone who’d ever abused her, then offer her their hearts as a token of love.

Of course, that probably wouldn’t work.

I’ve said it before, I’ll probably say it again:

Menolly of half-circle sea hold, from the Dragonriders of Pern books.

Damn Sebell!!

:smiley:

Jamie Fraser of The Outlander series.

Tall, redheaded, warrior-poet Highlander. What’s not to love?

Sally Athelny from Of Human Bondage. When you’re the only truly sympathetic female figure in my favorite book, you’re likely to attact my attention.

Alia Atreides in Dune Messiah and Children of Dune. Sure, she was a bitch on wheels, and sure, she ended up possessed, insane and totally evil, but she was still hawt.

I forgot to mention my own greatest literary crush. Eowyn, Shield-Maiden of the North, whom Aragorn would have married if he had a brain. Though I’m sure Faramir appreciated his king’s folly.

So many I couldn’t even count them.
Aragorn, Gwydion, King Arthur, Sir Lancelot, Sparhawk, Carrot, the list goes on and on and on. I may even be back later but it’s time to play Mechwarrior.

Trouble is, most of the guys I want are already taken, as in married, or seriously involved. Does that make a difference?

Tom Stone, from Eric Flint’s 1632 series.

Andrew LaFollett, Honor Harrington’s(and now her son’s) chief armsman

Marcus Didius Falco, from the series by Lindsey Davis

Three very different men, but I like them all.

Sally Lockhart.

Uther Doul from China Mieville’s The Scar.

Mercutio from Romeo & Juliet.

Roland from The Dark Tower.

Captain Frederick Wentworth from Persuasion.

Brooding, moody, kind of a crappy communicator. What’s not to love?

Seriously though, the letter that he writes for Anne makes me cry every time I read it.

Constantine from Sunshine.

Seregil from Luck in the Shadows.

Joscelyn and Imriel from the Kushiel books.

Like millions of other women, Mr. Darcy.

I know it is probably cliched but Elizabeth Bennet (even before she was played by Keira Knightley thankyouverymuch) is on the top of my list. Other notable entries include:

Liza Khokhlakov from The Brothers Karamazov. She may be a little childish, but the letter she writes to Alyosha and her subsequent embarrassment at having revealed her love always struck me as adorable.

Adelaida Ivanovna Yepanchin from The Idiot. An talented painter who always seemed to me to be one of the deeper side characters in the book (and that is saying something for a Dostoevsky novel).

Petra Arkanian from the Ender series. Really, who wouldn’t have a crush on a girl who was smart enough to control the world.

Not cliche at all, at her portrayal by the lovely Ms. Knightley is disqualified as actually being a crush on the goddessin question.

Friday Jones. The ultimate Heinlein female. Not just capable but superhuman. If she were a genuine hardcore intellectual on top of that I’d be a goner.

Mr Darcy!
He reigns supreme.

And then there’s Aragorn, Robin Hood, Merlin, Professor Lupin, Prince Charming (Sleeping Beauty), Edward from Sense and Sensibility, I go could on…

Only WRT real-life people.

Tonks. There, I’ve said it.

Stu Redmond (The Stand). Strong, taciturn, and he was nice to Tom. M-O-O-N, that spells “Stu is a nice guy.”

And if I were a lesbian, Frannie tom that same book, one of my favorite female characters.

Tonks, yeah, I have a girl-crush on Tonks too.