Oh, and I just remember what was my favorite movie of all time for a while there.
True Stories by David Byrne.
“Hope you don’t mind loud music.”
Hey. What about the money you owe?
Hmmm…wonder if I’m the only one…
CONAN THE BARBARIAN.
Not the crappy sequel.
It is the ultimate action movie, rent it, and you will…
SEE: Arnold Schwarzenegger showing his first glimmer of acting talent (no, really. Watch the movie. It’s there…)
SEE: James Earl Jones playing the baddest bad guy since Darth Vader. He also turns into a giant snake at one point.
SEE: Subotai, the greatest sidekick in movie history!
HEAR: Perhaps the greatest movie soundtrack ever, and perfectly in sync with the action on the screen.
HEAR: Perhaps the greatest philosophy for what is best in life ever, Arnold’s first line, almost 30 minutes into the movie “To crush your enemy, to see him driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women…”
Trust me, folks. I’m not kidding.
Besides, how many movies do you know that have a credit for “Master of the Sword”?