Actually, that plot only worked (insofar as it did) because it was all hints and teasing and the sex never happened.
. . . Sounds a lot like My Fair Lady . . .
The The Amazing Colossal Man would certainly be improved by a porn treatment. Plus the title would pretty much be the story, so no guessing as to what it’s about.
(we just saw The Amazing Colossal Man on MST3K. Great episode).
On Golden Pond would make a really great porn flick…if you’re into that sorta thing. 
More traditionally? Basic Instinct, definitely. It was supposed to be a high-budget porn flick anyway.
Belle de Jour
The premise is so hot, but the movie is anything but IMO.
The movie My Fair Lady starred Audrey Hepburn. Her big break that eventually led to roles such as this was when Colette insisted that she play the lead in Colette’s Broadway production of her play Gigi. Audrey Hepburn = innocent + sexy (sometimes called the most beautiful woman in the world).
Colette was an extremely beautiful fin de siecle mega-star stage actress and writer who led a sexually liberated life. Her stage performances included partial nudity, her novellas were sexually titillating and often focused on the development of younger lovers, and her own married life included multiple lovers – even her much younger nephew (I would love to see a well written and well acted bit explicit biography of Colette on film – that or go back in time as her nephew – Collette’s brains and beauty are quite a turn-on).
How about Beat The Devil? You could wind up with a big 4-way with Bogart, Gina Lollabrigida, Jennifer Jones and Edward Underdown. Throw Robert Morley and Peter Lorre in there; that’s pretty hot.
Er, what?
Big black obelisk. Riding the bomb.
I take it you’ve never seen Attack of the 60-Foot Centerfolds?
sdsf
Black obelisks and bomb-straddling are the least of the barely-subtextual implications in those films. Discovery was a transparently intended to look like a spermatozoid. As for Dr. Strangelove, from the salacious opening mid-air refueling scene to the cigar-punctuated discussion on the need to preserve our precious bodily fluids (“I don’t avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence,”), the film is one extended sex joke. A little bit of additional hardcore pornography wouldn’t be entirely out of place, though it would eliminated the suggestiveness of it, thus diminishing the humor.
Stranger
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
Come on! Please! Look, I brought you some flowers!
Also, if you read 2010, one Russian cosmonaut describes the docking of the USS Discovery and the Leoniv as being like a zero-G sex scene, with the obviously male, stocky Russian vessel mounting the slender female American vessel. 
IIRC, since the American vessel was completley disabled at this point, it was described as being almost like a form of starship rape. :eek:
Then they throw in a reference to some previous cosmonaut who had apparantly gotten cashiered after getting too imaginitive in his description of two ships docking over an open radio channel. 
Little Man, Fast and the Furious, Car Wash, Saturday Night Fever, Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart Club Band, Maid in Manhattan, Any movie with Paulie Shore featured in it.
Lorenzo Lamas in “Snake Eater.” The title says it all.
You want to see Paulie Shore naked? 
I thought that was porn! No? Boob-bouncing sex, naked hooker sprawled in a chair, Nichole Kidman peeing – all my favorite elements. Oh, wait, the hooker had pubic hair, so it’s not porn. Never mind. Nothing to see here. Move along.
The Dirty Dozen
:eek:
Damn, I’d pay to see that.