What movies would have their plot IMPROVED by being made as a porn flick?

[ddgryphon]

@Skald the Rhymer

You want to see Paulie Shore naked?

No, but the movies themselves could only be improved by hot women and sex.

[Alistair_McCello]

@Stranger On A Train

Barry Lyndon, on the other hand, desperately needed more bobbies.

While I fully support the inclusion of more British police officers in the cinema I am not sure that I want pornographic performances by police to pervade this particular period piece.

[Raguleader]

@Skald the Rhymer

You want to see Paulie Shore naked?

“I’m here for the gangbang, Baaaaaybee.”

[Voyager]

@Stranger On A Train

Black obelisks and bomb-straddling are the least of the barely-subtextual implications in those films. Discovery was a transparently intended to look like a spermatozoid.

Of course, since there was a birth and a baby at the end. Porn? No. More like a high school sex ed film that shows lots of sperm and eggs and no pootang.

As for Dr. Strangelove, from the salacious opening mid-air refueling scene to the cigar-punctuated discussion on the need to preserve our precious bodily fluids (“I don’t avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence,”), the film is one extended sex joke. A little bit of additional hardcore pornography wouldn’t be entirely out of place, though it would eliminated the suggestiveness of it, thus diminishing the humor.

Stranger

This is more like it - also remember General Turgidson (!) and Miss Foreign Affairs are post-coital when we first see them. Premier Kisov was also with a woman (and drunk) when called on the hotline. “He’s a man of the people - but also a man” IIRC.

[Evil_Captor]

To move on to TV, every last frickin’ episode of Charlie’s Angels, Batwatch, The Girl from UNCLE, Honey West … oh, a looong list there.

[BrainGlutton]

@Evil Captor

To move on to TV, every last frickin’ episode of Charlie’s Angels, Batwatch, The Girl from UNCLE, Honey West … oh, a looong list there.

And a great many Monty Python episodes!