California: the “We have a Grizzly Bear on our flag but we killed them all” state.
California - Two Big Cities Pretending the Other Doesn’t Exist and a Few Million Other People Who Don’t Care … Plus, the Pacific Ocean and Mountains, Man!
Alabama - “At least we’re not Mississippi.”
Wisconsin: The Love Shanty
Idaho: Shaped Like a Toilet – because, what did you think “famous potatoes” meant?
Pennsylvania - Under Construction.
Indiana: Corn Swagglers.
Massachusetts is called Taxachusetts
You forgot Wall Drug.
Right now?
Massachusetts: Somewhere Under The Snow
Indiana: Screw Daylight Savings Time, except here and there
Nevada - Our taxpayers live out of state. Neener neener!!
Arizona - Ever wonder what it’s like living on the sun?
Saskatchewan: A Great Place to Live – if you’re wheat
shamelessly lifted from a Canadian TV show, 22 Minutes or Mercer Report, or something like that
Georgia - All Roads Lead to Atlanta
Atlanta - All Roads are named Peachtree
Florida: The State of Chaos.
Quebec–Terre de poutine
Pennsylvania - 48% less inbreeding than West Virginia.
Arizona - My other car is in Mexico.
Florida - home of Florida Man