Jon/John Corzine/Corsine/Corslime is a Hero of the American Left? I. Did. Not. Know. That.
Apparently I missed that issue of the Politburo Newsletter. In fact I think I just assumed he was a Republican because of his past association with Goldman Brothers or Lehman Sacks or whatever.
Now Alex/c Baldwin, I get that. See, he was on that show with Tina Fey, and she made fun of Sarah Palin. So of course The Liberals worship him.
But then I never watched that show, and my most recent memory of him is the aforementioned tape of him verbally abusing his daughter. In fact in Otis’s defense I have been a little bewildered of the complete rehabilitation of his reputation based on the success of that TV show.
Otis of course is a shining example of the American Right. Stupid, smug and jousting at imaginary opponents on the Left. What’s the matter Otis, you get bored with The War On Christmas? Tired of constantly moaning how a White Christian Man can’t get a break in this country? Death Panels too 2009? The Overwhelming Threat of Sharia Law not making your saliva froth anymore?
I recall a similar strategy that surfaced when it finally became obvious that the Vietnam war was a complete clusterfuck. At the time it was called “Declare victory and get out.” Works just about as well now as it did then.
If you’re going to pull the douche move of making a shitty thread title that only refers to the subjects being pitted by first name, requiring more effort on the reader to find out wtf the thread is about, you really should at least use the correct first name.