Aren’t you sweet, Java! OK, you are now officially me. Don’t forget, you have to give a talk at the Ziegfeld Club today at 1:00, meet Kim at noon, pick up some more cat food after work, make those changes in the new book tonight and call Mom to remind her “Antiques Roadshow” is on.
Me? I’m taking off for Hawaii.
I dunno, so many to choose from.
Eutychus seems so darn reasonable, so I was a guy, I would be him.
As for a gal, nah, theres just too too many nice ones here.
Though I’d prefer to be younger so I’ll say Cessandra.
I dunno, so many to choose from.
Eutychus seems so darn reasonable, so I was a guy, I would be him.
As for a gal, nah, theres just too too many nice ones here.
Though I’d prefer to be younger so I’ll say Cessandra.
Well, I certainly wouldn’t mind being andygirl- funny, intelligent, and she gets to sleep with quietgirl. That’s the Pimloco Trifecta right there.
Though, if I had to be any one particular Doper… oy.
Y’know, I think I’d just prefer to be me. The evils I know are a lot better than the evils I don’t.
Without question: Satan.
Can we choose moderators? If so I want to be Lynn Bodoni for that “Too Stupid For Words” tag under 2Sexy/Concrete’s user name. Jesus, that cracked me up.
ROFL…
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
[or, as my friends have bastardized it, “No one expects a spank in this position!”]
Well, I don’t know about being Ukelele Ike, but I’d sure like to live in his house. All those books . . . yummy.
I could say something disgusting like SwimmingRiddles, because then I’d never leave the house.
Otherwise, I’d say Coldfire, just to experience the swinging Euro lifestyle.
You gotta admire his tenacity, though. He just keeps on trying no matter what happens. 
Hmmm…on reflecting on this one…several choices come to mind.
Coldfire, because he gets to live in a country where the government treats its citizens like human beings
ruadh, because, despite holding down a demanding job, she also has the time and energy to attend football matches in several different countries
Anniz, because if I wrote the things she wrote I’d be considered bonkers, whereas, since she’s writing them, it’s cute
Any moderator you could name: Wouldn’t it be great, if, IRL, you could just ban stupid people?
Satan, because it would be great to introduce oneself with “Hi, I’m Satan.”
Any one of the Dopers in high school or just starting out college, because it would be great to be able to be that age and still have the benefit of my “life experience” (ie, cringeworthy mistakes)
MysterEcks, JC-
quietgirl’s a good kisser, too. Be jealous. 
<flees>
I want to be Demo, so then I’d be dead sexy and I’d get all the girls.
My dearest Duke, you seem to have misspelled “Human Speeding Fine Revenue Units”
What no one wants to be Oldscratch
oh wait, that’s a stupid question. I don’t even want to be me most of the time.
If any of you who want to be me will pay some of my bills, it would be swell!!
I don’t know if there are people I want to be, per se. There are people who I want to be more like, I would say.
The loving spirit of Polycarp is somethign to aspire to. The wit of WallyM7 (I can certainly make these posthumous, can’t I?) would be an improvment upon my own. The flaming ability of Flypside would be nice to possess. And how about the patience and wisdom beyond her years of Drain Bead? I’d take her beauty, in and out, as well. No, I’m not lying or kissing her ass. I’m just really lucky to have her in my life…
Yer pal,
Satan - Commissioner, The Teeming Minions
TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Six months, one day, 11 minutes and 50 seconds.
7360 cigarettes not smoked, saving $920.04.
Extra time with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 4 days, 13 hours, 20 minutes.
Hell with that. I’m still getting used to being me. Becoming somebody else now would foul everything up.
Oh, and if anyone succeeds in becoming a mod, don’t go banning stupid people–if you did then I’d be outie, no question.
Ahh, so, if he doesn’t show up
I can count on you.:):):)
I didn’t know Coldfire was a swinger… well, they are a bit funny on the mainland, I suppose…
I would love to be racing chikki… well, she’s funny and likes racing cars…
I would like to be Mullinator, because then I could change light bulbs without having to stand on a chair.