What other Straight Doper would you like to be?

In My Humble Opinion
41

I think I’d want to be handy, because he seems to know what’s good in life and what he wants.

And, Anniz, don’t worry, I’ll be there. :slight_smile:

42

I wish I were a really cool Doper
That is what I really want to be
'Cause if I were a really cool Doper
Then Cecil Adams would personally welcome me.

Jezebel, because she had Cecil Adams personally wish her a happy birthday.

For Dopers I would want to be more like, Bricker, John Corrado and SwimmingRiddles. Because they’re all cool, smart and funny. (Having their post count wouldn’t hurt either.)

43

Mullinator:

You said it without saying it, Mully, and shame on you.

But in all seriousness, I’d love to be SwimmingRiddles! Who wouldn’t want to be smart, pretty, funny, creative and have a brand new iBook?

Otherwise, I’d take being David B. as a consolation prize. I envy that mind-like-a-steel-trap of his, and I have never yet read a post or mailbag article by him that I disagreed with by more than 1%.

44

I thought you were already doing that, my friend!

I never figured either of you for the wait-until-marriage kind. :wink: