It’s been mentioned in the OP but I’ve always admired Fretful Porpentine’s username.
Frumious Bandersnatch is a good one too. And woodstockbirdybird amuses me quite a bit. 
I really like Czarcasm. When I first saw that, I thought to myself “That should be me!!!”
I think I’ll just change my name to slythe just to piss him off…
Wow, I got mentioned!
I’ve always been a little envious of the grim spectre o’ fred death, myself.
I guess I’d keep mine, it’s unique.
Which is good because you certainly wouldn’t want two of me running around here.
I think the name dorkusmalorkusmafia is just great.
I’d like Gyan
No-posts squatter has it.
Like email providers, there should be a stipulation that one needs to visit the board once in a while to keep an username.
Seems like a fine idea, Gyan9, but would the hamsters be capable of handling all those usernames being deleted and all those people changing their usernames at once?
I really liked mine, because it had a certain level of meaning behind it, but it really is odd from others’ perspecitve. Try sounding it out. It sounds like you are clearing your throat.
I registered one day after I found this site…and I just used my email name, which has personal meaning for me.
I thought about changing it to Scotti, since that is what most people here call me anyway, but friends discouraged me from doing so. They said that people who don’t really KNOW me would get confused.
I don’t want to confuse anyone.
Would I swap names with anyone? Probably not, although there are so many that amuse me, make me smile happily or make me laugh out loud. They are who they are…I am who I am. It would seem almost WRONG to switch names with them.
I would never trade mine, but I sure wish I’d thought of quasimodem first. 
Threadkiller is my favorite one, and so apt too.
I’m the only GuanoLad in the whoooooole wooooooorrrrllllddddd. I have no desire to change it. I don’t think anyone would willingly swap their username to mine, either.
I wanted Dulcinea but it was taken. I have never seen a post by Dulcinea.
Oh, I would want to be clever enough to have thought of CrankyAsAnOldMan. And the nickname Cranky is even better, although she isn’t cranky, really.
I didn’t put much thought into choosing my name (obviously, since it is just my first name), but at the time, I thought I was posting once, then disappearing. Ha.
i kinda like mine.
if i did change it, it would probably be czecherboard.
I don’t really want to change my user name, but I have to admit that seeing Judith Prietht on an entry absolutely kills me every time.
I admit to having a fancy for Vibrotronica’s name. i don’t think it would fit me too well, though.
I’d like to keep as_u_wish, but without the underscores. Way back when I signed up, it wasn’t an option. I don’t think it’s worth the effort to fix it, but it kind of niggles at me.
A name I’ve always wanted to steal for playing on-line card games is niaga_spoo, but it’s in use.
I really like mine.
It fits me to a T.
Though there are some here that are so creative and clever, I wish I had thought of that, but if this isn’t sad, I don’t know what is in my head, I am Shirley.
Ferrett Herder is one that I just love. I’d probably tweak it a bit to Feline Herder.
When I registered I tried to register with the name I use other places…spunkydolphin but it was taken. 
Seems odd to me now since I’ve never seen this person post nor has a search showed anything. I want my original identity … <sniff sniff>. :rolleyes:
I wish I’d thought to spell out california dolphin so that I wouldn’t be referred to as “cad”. :smack: