What sexual thing did Eric do to Donna that was unpleasant? - That 70's Show

Fez is a corruption of FES - Foreign Exchange Student. Nothing to do with Morocco.

Yeah, of course they left the joke vague, partly because they stretched the shows’ limits as far as they would go just by suggesting the sex act, and mostly because they knew leaving it vague would conjure up the worst possible images in our minds.

As indeed they have.

But if we’re going to speculate, let’s play like the Holmesians and pretend that the characters are real and we’re back in their world.

And the facts are that anal was unusual in mainstream porn in the mid-70s. Not unfindable, but certainly unusual. And it is impossible to imagine Eric the character doing anal in any way on Donna the character. But every single porn flic of the day would prominently feature cunnilingus - which all the porn woman would love and even insist on.

Elementary, my dear Fez.

I am almost the exact same age as Eirk… that is, I was born in 1957. I have always found that the characters on That '70s Show were very like me and my schoolmates of the day. I resembled Erik to some degree… not handsome, not ugly, a bit nerdy, but not grossly so… and with exactly the same haircut. I had friends very reminiscent of Hyde, Kelso, Jackie, Laurie, and dated a girl very much like Donna.

Despite what you say about porn vs. real girls in the '70s, my “Donna” didn’t have any problems whatever with oral…

I, too, am a child of that era, and like BrotherCadfael, my “Donna” had NO problem with oral. It had to be something “extra.” Probably a finger going somewhere she didn’t expect.

So if I had a girlfriend who didn’t like oral, does that cancel you guys out and make your minds explode?

This is why personal anecdotes aren’t science.

Also came of age in the '70s, and let’s just say that what silenus says…makes sense.

I imagine going to bed without his boxers would be enough.

LOL. So, where exactly is the science anywhere in this thread? We have been asked to conjecture on an act that wasn’t shown on a fictional show.

If I’m remembering the right episode, Eric also brings a feather with him. Doesn’t that open up any other possibilities?

I don’t know. The Devil in Miss Jones (1972) is one of the most popular porn films of all time and it had a pretty dirty anal (I can’t believe I typed “dirty anal”) scene.

That is far from unusual.

Don’t forget:

The frosty stovepipe
The mignight train to Peoria
The left handed governor
and my personal favorite: Uncle Schmecky Lost his Teeth

On South Park, Mr. Garrison referred to several such maneuvers, including the Dirty Sanchez, the Donkey Punch, and one I’ve never heard of called the “Hot Lunch.” I can only imagine…

I think he went down on her.
But… maybe he went about two inches FURTHER south than he should have. If you know what I mean.:smiley:

I didn’t see the episode, BUT I have a theory anyway -

There is a practice that is very common (practically mandatory) in pornography, but rare in real life; I am talking about the money shot - the pearl necklace - the pecker sneeze. I think you know what I mean. So, maybe that was it?

I agree with the shocker. When Donna was hitting her peak Eric just shoved his finger through the polka dot door. Unless he slapped that ass right at the climax instead of the ol finger in teh tailpipe.

I’m both intrigued and disturbed by how few of these I know. Are they all real, or did you make some up to pad things out?

All I know is, if I were braver I’d order a Pasadena Mudslide without knowing what it is, but I’m not.

I agree with exapno. We’ve had threads on here where young ladies have suggested that oral would cause them to react violently(youse KNOW who you are! See if I ever offer to drive you to a dopefest again).

I think he went for the “money shot”. Especially given the description of the movie reactions vs hers.

Yup I remember that episode… The glass bottomed boat? oh yeah she’d like that.

I also remember that episode generated a huge thread fo people talking about such things and it just ended up with us making up more names than actual procedures. It’s kind of funny how every deviant sexual act has to have an obscure unrelated name.

I think someone on the board came up with some name for pleasing yourself while writing a letter to your grandmother with a pencil in your anus.

Or maybe that was the Midnight Train to Peoria

Finger in front and the back that’s why she freaked out. I freaked out the first time my husband did this. He should’ve asked or described to her what he wanted to do first before just trying something new like that.

Since we’re on the topic. I think it was the episode where Red’s war buddy comes back and it turns out he and his wife are swingers. This bothers Red so he and Kitty are talking about it in the bedroom. During which Kitty is taking a sex quiz in a magazine and says she scored well except for a certain question because she’s a nurse and that one was icky. She later tells Red she’s willing to split a bottle of wine and try it to which he skakes his head distracted and leaves to blow off steam and Kitty is relieved.

What was the implied sex move?